The amazing relationship between a frog and giant spider and other examples of mutualism • Elephant crashes a funeral • Getting a peacock as a pet • Fish have drive throughs where shrimps clean them

The amazing relationship between a frog and giant spider and other examples of mutualism • Elephant crashes a funeral • Getting a peacock as a pet • Fish have drive throughs where shrimps clean them

Episode 509 – Why tarantulas keep pet frogs

Theo Von talks to a doctor who went to Gaza • Can a human actually submit a gorilla? • A bird that makes sounds with its wings (like an old printer)

Theo Von talks to a doctor who went to Gaza • Can a human actually submit a gorilla? • A bird that makes sounds with its wings (like an old printer)

Episode 508 – The Bear, a show worthy of your time

Marriage without receipts: peaceful… but bad for arguments • Childhood defence mechanisms • The married man’s silent “I Told You So” • The alien distraction won’t work • Mike Tyson restores Muhammad Ali’s honor

Marriage without receipts: peaceful… but bad for arguments • Childhood defence mechanisms • The married man’s silent “I Told You So” • The alien distraction won’t work • Mike Tyson restores Muhammad Ali’s honor

Episode 507 – The married man’s silent “I Told You So”

Yasin runs his first 5K at Run for Palestine • Syed’s San Francisco trip: drugs, homelessness, and a city in decline • Human life expectancy was ridiculously low for most of history

Yasin runs his first 5K at Run for Palestine • Syed’s San Francisco trip: drugs, homelessness, and a city in decline • Human life expectancy was ridiculously low for most of history

Episode 506 – Was Tiger the most dominant GOAT & Yasin’s First 5K

The Coldplay concert couple • Anxiety keeps Yasin on the straight and narrow • Divorce dads sound different • The Oceangate disaster and the prideful CEO • AI will end us

The Coldplay concert couple • Anxiety keeps Yasin on the straight and narrow • Divorce dads sound different • The Oceangate disaster and the prideful CEO • AI will end us

Episode 505 – The Oceangate disaster & the Coldplay couple

Yasin’s fight with Montezuma's Revenge (traveller’s diarrhea) • Shane Gillis’ wild swings at the ESPYs • Netflix doc: Trainwreck Poop Cruise

Yasin’s fight with Montezuma's Revenge (traveller’s diarrhea) • Shane Gillis’ wild swings at the ESPYs • Netflix doc: Trainwreck Poop Cruise

Episode 504 – Our reaction to Shane Gillis’ monologue at the ESPYs

Zohran’s fantastic New York mayoral campaign • Young Cardamom’s rap song with Lupita • How to get Mauritian samosas in Mogadixon (Dixon Road apartment complex)

Zohran’s fantastic New York mayoral campaign • Young Cardamom’s rap song with Lupita • How to get Mauritian samosas in Mogadixon (Dixon Road apartment complex)

Zohran Mamdani, Jurassic Park, & hood samosas

Yasin dreams of opening a patisserie in Mississauga • Training for a 5K • A dad dives off a cruise ship to save his daughter • Looking back at the Harambe incident

Yasin dreams of opening a patisserie in Mississauga • Training for a 5K • A dad dives off a cruise ship to save his daughter • Looking back at the Harambe incident

Episode 502 – Parents yelling on long distance calls

Syed’s trip to Lake Como • Tragic hot air balloon accident • The Indian boy born with a tail • Sinners [7/10] Decent but overrated • Why basketball is simply more watchable than F1

Syed’s trip to Lake Como • Tragic hot air balloon accident • The Indian boy born with a tail • Sinners [7/10] Decent but overrated • Why basketball is simply more watchable than F1

Episode 501 – We’re losing recipes!

Skipping prayers to play Street Fighter at the arcade • How corporations killed video games • Syed’s take on the Michael Jordan vs. LeBron James debate • Eminem’s unique acceptance speech

Skipping prayers to play Street Fighter at the arcade • How corporations killed video games • Syed’s take on the Michael Jordan vs. LeBron James debate • Eminem’s unique acceptance speech

Episode 500 – Pakistan’s Tekken Legend: Arslan Ash

Sea Wolves • Syed tries to win a stress test • Drugged up Elon Musk vs Trump • Psychedelics: portal to enlightenment or a trap? • The Indian David Attenborough can’t be taken seriously

Sea Wolves • Syed tries to win a stress test • Drugged up Elon Musk vs Trump • Psychedelics: portal to enlightenment or a trap? • The Indian David Attenborough can’t be taken seriously

Episode 499 – Lost Amazonian civilization & the alpha wolf myth

Mobb Deep – Shook Ones will never get old • Why Syed didn’t make the college baseball team • 50 Cent remains P Diddy’s biggest hater • Watching entire shows in 30 second YouTube Shorts

Mobb Deep – Shook Ones will never get old • Why Syed didn’t make the college baseball team • 50 Cent remains P Diddy’s biggest hater • Watching entire shows in 30 second YouTube Shorts

Episode 498 – In retrospect, Pimp my Ride was horrible

Zios getting dealt street justice in Thailand • Anna Kendrick has NYC street cred • Syed thinks tall people are wasting their height • The daily Indian – Pakistani stomp off

Zios getting dealt street justice in Thailand • Anna Kendrick has NYC street cred • Syed thinks tall people are wasting their height • The daily Indian – Pakistani stomp off

Episode 497 – Jamaicans’ love for Celine Dion explained

Can you develop clutch ability? • Lando Norris can’t seem to hold on to P1 • GSP admits he was scared before every fight • Guns and butter chicken in the US

Can you develop clutch ability? • Lando Norris can’t seem to hold on to P1 • GSP admits he was scared before every fight • Guns and butter chicken in the US

Episode 496 – The Yips & GSP's pre-fight jitters

Ali Siddiq’s Domino Effect comedy series is awesome • White Lotus: a decent black comedy-drama anthology series [7/10] • Syed begins his quest to escape the basement this softball season

Ali Siddiq’s Domino Effect comedy series is awesome • White Lotus: a decent black comedy-drama anthology series [7/10] • Syed begins his quest to escape the basement this softball season

Episode 495 – White Lotus, Ali Siddiq, and Softball Redemption

Need a theater for the serious movie goers • Nerds that only follow one franchise are missing out • The new Harry Potter TV remake • We are need of new IPs in Hollywood

Need a theater for the serious movie goers • Nerds that only follow one franchise are missing out • The new Harry Potter TV remake • We are need of new IPs in Hollywood

Episode 494 – What Star Trek got right in the 60’s

We take on the 100 men vs. 1 Gorilla but with some new scenarios: only fights two men at a time with a 2-min UFC break with Khabib as the trainer • Ben Affleck’s Achilles' heel: Jenny from the block

We take on the 100 men vs. 1 Gorilla but with some new scenarios: only fights two men at a time with a 2-min UFC break with Khabib as the trainer • Ben Affleck’s Achilles' heel: Jenny from the block

Episode 493 – 100 Men vs. 1 Gorilla (But the Gorilla Is as Smart as a Human)

Clubs are overrated • The tunnel people of Las Vegas • How may helicopter crashes per year? • Massive honeybee population drop • Game of Thrones, was it worth watching?

Clubs are overrated • The tunnel people of Las Vegas • How may helicopter crashes per year? • Massive honeybee population drop • Game of Thrones, was it worth watching?

Episode 492 – Halal things to do in Las Vegas

Shan Gillis shows why he is a true comedian (and potentially pro 🍉 • What Fahim Anwar, Ralph Barbosa, & Mitch Hedberg have in common • Jimmy Carr’s most offensive joke

Shan Gillis shows why he is a true comedian (and potentially pro 🍉 • What Fahim Anwar, Ralph Barbosa, & Mitch Hedberg have in common • Jimmy Carr’s most offensive joke

Episode 491 – Our thoughts on No Other Land

Our brave sister: Ibtihal • Playing Padel for the first time • Why Max Verstappen is so great in the rain • Silly F1 team names • Hakeem Olajuwon and his Dream Shake • Evil sport dads

Our brave sister: Ibtihal • Playing Padel for the first time • Why Max Verstappen is so great in the rain • Silly F1 team names • Hakeem Olajuwon and his Dream Shake • Evil sport dads

Episode 490 – Turning down a Real Madrid scout

Still getting Lego as Eid gifts • Uniqlo shopping is the only shopping a man needs • Confused about the tariffs • Starting a new show: White Lotus

Still getting Lego as Eid gifts • Uniqlo shopping is the only shopping a man needs • Confused about the tariffs • Starting a new show: White Lotus

Episode 489 – Syed’s return to the stand-up stage

Megastructures under the pyramids? • NLP for parenthood • Syed recounts his mushroom experience • 23&ME selling your DNA info • A well behaved kid at Taraweeh

Megastructures under the pyramids? • NLP for parenthood • Syed recounts his mushroom experience • 23&ME selling your DNA info • A well behaved kid at Taraweeh

Episode 488 – We were right about 23andMe! (And Eid Mubarak!)

What was the first animal before dinosaurs? • Syed has new nightmares • Canada needs Castle Laws • Furiosa was a great movie [7.5/10]

What was the first animal before dinosaurs? • Syed has new nightmares • Canada needs Castle Laws • Furiosa was a great movie [7.5/10]

Episode 487 – Whips as home defense

The middle class is disappearing • The immigrant experience in the 80s compared to now • DEI and airplanes • Minorities and community outreach • The “right” type of immigrant

The middle class is disappearing • The immigrant experience in the 80s compared to now • DEI and airplanes • Minorities and community outreach • The “right” type of immigrant

Episode 486 – Not everyone should be a doctor (But try telling immigrant parents that)

Great White Sharks Have Splash Fights?! • Mandarin restaurant is under appreciated • The cool Ninja Turtle weapon theory • Why Yasin and Syed are not the ones to call for help in a shark attack

Great White Sharks Have Splash Fights?! • Mandarin restaurant is under appreciated • The cool Ninja Turtle weapon theory • Why Yasin and Syed are not the ones to call for help in a shark attack

Episode 485 – Why sharks bite humans (It’s not mistaken identity!)

The Ramadan Expo is awesome • Ridgeway pickup game surrounded by kebobs • Cheap or legitimate jujitsu techniques • Rogue from the new X-Men vs the OG version…

The Ramadan Expo is awesome • Ridgeway pickup game surrounded by kebobs • Cheap or legitimate jujitsu techniques • Rogue from the new X-Men vs the OG version… 

Episode 484 – A secret weekly basketball run at Ridgeway Plaza

Why Michael Jordan wouldn’t be a great sports commentator • Teddy Atlas’ legendary corner speech • Kendrick’s Super Bowl half time show

Why Michael Jordan wouldn’t be a great sports commentator • Teddy Atlas’ legendary corner speech • Kendrick’s Super Bowl half time show

Episode 483 – A speech that will get you to run through a wall

Katt Willams on Theo Von’s podcast • Open Ai vs. Deepseek • Leopards are getting smarter

Katt Willams on Theo Von’s podcast • Open Ai vs. Deepseek • Leopards are getting smarter

Episode 482 – Why Theo Von is one of our favourites

Kendrick winning multiple Grammys • Going through the best rap beefs in history • Childish Gambino • Kanye West continues to lose it • Elon Musk “gives his heart out” • H.R. Giger’s unsettling art style

Kendrick winning multiple Grammys • Going through the best rap beefs in history • Childish Gambino • Kanye West continues to lose it • Elon Musk “gives his heart out” • H.R. Giger’s unsettling art style

Episode 481 – The best rap beefs of all time

Refusing to watch remakes and dumb sequels • Syed loves broth • The Fall Guy was great! • The saddest Muzmatch notification • ChatGPT vs Deepseek

Refusing to watch remakes and dumb sequels • Syed loves broth • The Fall Guy was great! • The saddest Muzmatch notification • ChatGPT vs Deepseek

Episode 480 – Is Disney creatively bankrupt?

Can no longer watch any Will Smith movies anymore • 50 Cent on Flagrant • Andrew Schulz talking about black culture • Yasin’s wife faces off with a raccoon

Can no longer watch any Will Smith movies anymore • 50 Cent on Flagrant • Andrew Schulz talking about black culture • Yasin’s wife faces off with a raccoon 

Episode 479 – A raccoon tried to hug my wife

The comedians that made the most in 2024 • The Megan Fox discussion • The difference between the niche comic and the true comic • Action stars who are completely interchangeable

The comedians that made the most in 2024 • The Megan Fox discussion • The difference between the niche comic and the true comic • Action stars who are completely interchangeable

Episode 478 – Top 10 highest earning comedians of 2024

Late nights aren’t exciting anymore • MISHREE: overrated or worth it? • Food sharing stresses • Codenames strategies • 3D printing houses • Blade finally getting the respect it deserves

Late nights aren’t exciting anymore • MISHREE: overrated or worth it? • Food sharing stresses • Codenames strategies • 3D printing houses • Blade finally getting the respect it deserves

Episode 477 – New Year’s hack & Codenames strategies

Bone Tomahawk and the rest of S. Craig Zahler movies • The interesting phenomenon of the “Riot Dog” • Matt Damon’s movie The Great Wall is well worth the watch

Bone Tomahawk and the rest of S. Craig Zahler movies • The interesting phenomenon of the “Riot Dog” • Matt Damon’s movie The Great Wall is well worth the watch 

Episode 476 – Bone Tomahawk!

What voice did you choose for Chat GPT? • Guerilla fighters love the Toyota Hilux • Nicolas Cage's AK monologue from Lord of War • Why the next James Bond should be Idris Elba

What voice did you choose for Chat GPT? • Guerilla fighters love the Toyota Hilux • Nicolas Cage's AK monologue from Lord of War • Why the next James Bond should be Idris Elba

Episode 475 – Idris Elba as the next James Bond

The insane tongue of woodpeckers • New Yorkers are putting up wanted posters of CEO’s • Death by moose • Activate is awesome • Joe Schilling’s questionable actions in a bar

The insane tongue of woodpeckers • New Yorkers are putting up wanted posters of CEO’s • Death by moose • Activate is awesome • Joe Schilling’s questionable actions in a bar

Episode 474 – CEO wanted posters in New York

The boys find out the difference between grasshoppers and locusts • An unforgettable Uber ride • Yasin’s trip to Mexico • Learning about dry aged meats • Embarrassing stories

The boys find out the difference between grasshoppers and locusts • An unforgettable Uber ride • Yasin’s trip to Mexico • Learning about dry aged meats • Embarrassing stories

Episode 473 – The difference between grasshoppers and locusts

Are we healthier post boycott? • Syed reviews a new shawarma spot: Shawarma Kingdom apparently the best lamb shawarma in the GTA • 10 new discoveries from the animal kingdom

Are we healthier post boycott? • Syed reviews a new shawarma spot: Shawarma Kingdom apparently the best lamb shawarma in the GTA • 10 new discoveries from the animal kingdom

Episode 472 – Life after the Filet-O-Fish boycott

The boys discuss Fahim Anwar’s fantastic stand-up set at the Comedy Bar • What is the origin of Karaoke • Chris D’Elia finds out you can save Snapchat • What does a Kookaburra sound like?

The boys discuss Fahim Anwar’s fantastic stand-up set at the Comedy Bar • What is the origin of Karaoke • Chris D’Elia finds out you can save Snapchat • What does a Kookaburra sound like?

Episode 471 – Seeing Fahim Anwar at the Comedy Bar

How Booster Juice saved a wedding • Brown uncles are now into bee keeping • Crazy kid stomping butterflies

How Booster Juice saved a wedding • Brown uncles are now into bee keeping • Crazy kid stomping butterflies

Episode 470 – Bee keeping age

Using flesh eating beetles to make art pieces • DVD commentary was something special • The longest running TV shows of all time • Looking through the highest grossing music tours

Using flesh eating beetles to make art pieces • DVD commentary was something special • The longest running TV shows of all time • Looking through the highest grossing music tours

Episode 469 – Flesh eating beetles & the longest running TV shows

Home Depot needs to hire more home improvement dads • Reviewing Sheridan College’s Animal Care program • The boys find out what are the longest living animals on earth

Home Depot needs to hire more home improvement dads • Reviewing Sheridan College’s Animal Care program • The boys find out what are the longest living animals on earth

Episode 468 – The world’s longest-living animals

Toronto was once full of wetlands • Yasin’s dad accusing his neighbours of digging rabbit sized holes • Looking through Bong Joon Ho’s IMDB catalog • Toronto Raptor Vince Carter’s jersey retirement

Toronto was once full of wetlands • Yasin’s dad accusing his neighbours of digging rabbit sized holes • Looking through Bong Joon Ho’s IMDB catalog • Toronto Raptor Vince Carter’s jersey retirement

Episode 467 – Do all immigrant dads have beef with neighbours?

We surprisingly decided to talk about the concept of soulmates • How NLP helped Yasin be a better husband • The beginner 1K time is ridiculous • Are our genetics just average?

We surprisingly decided to talk about the concept of soulmates • How NLP helped Yasin be a better husband • The beginner 1K time is ridiculous • Are our genetics just average?

Episode 466 – Do you believe in soulmates?

Florida hurricane shelters not taking any chances • Ants have medics now • Unknown actor Aaron Pierre does a fantastic job in Netflix’s new movie: Rebel Ridge • Why Yasin supports Lewis Hamilton

Florida hurricane shelters not taking any chances • Ants have medics now • Unknown actor Aaron Pierre does a fantastic job in Netflix’s new movie: Rebel Ridge • Why Yasin supports Lewis Hamilton

Episode 465 – Rebel Ridge was awesome!

We finish the list of the most bizarre animals on Earth • The overpowered mantis shrimp • Bird dropping spiders • A fish with lipstick and a goatee and another with a transparent head!

We finish the list of the most bizarre animals on Earth • The overpowered mantis shrimp • Bird dropping spiders • A fish with lipstick and a goatee and another with a transparent head!

Episode 464 – Part 2 of the most bizarre animals on Earth

Who’s eating the pets? LL Cool J and Eminem’s newest song is fantastic • P Diddy’s creepy interactions with Justin Bieber • Continuation of the most bizarre animals on Earth

Who’s eating the pets? LL Cool J and Eminem’s newest song is fantastic • P Diddy’s creepy interactions with Justin Bieber • Continuation of the most bizarre animals on Earth

Episode 463 – LL Cool J and Eminem still got it

Syed’s chaotic confrontation style • Gastric panic in Mexico • Dealing with a gasoline spill that found it’s way into the house • Leaving a review for your proctologist • Raccoon disposal

Syed’s chaotic confrontation style • Gastric panic in Mexico • Dealing with a gasoline spill that found it’s way into the house • Leaving a review for your proctologist • Raccoon disposal

Episode 462 – Syed’s chaotic confrontation style & Toronto’s raccoon problem

We go through a new list of the most bizarre animals on Earth • Dealing with anger and attempting to change for the better • Unlocking parts of your heart after becoming a father

We go through a new list of the most bizarre animals on Earth • Dealing with anger and attempting to change for the better • Unlocking parts of your heart after becoming a father

Episode 461 – Part 1 of the most bizarre animals on Earth

Modern movies and their immersion breaking dialog • A deep dive into Christian Bale’s filmography and dedication • Why Dave Bautista is a serious actor and looking through his impressive IMDB

Modern movies and their immersion breaking dialog • A deep dive into Christian Bale’s filmography and dedication • Why Dave Bautista is a serious actor and looking through his impressive IMDB 

Episode 460 – The death of sincerity in movies

Yasin recounts his toe injury and how the doctor drilled through the nail • Syed talks about the surprising process of his baby’s umbilical cord falling off • Do bodies explode after being buried?

Yasin recounts his toe injury and how the doctor drilled through the nail • Syed talks about the surprising process of his baby’s umbilical cord falling off • Do bodies explode after being buried? 

Episode 459 – A doctor drills a hole in Yasin’s toe

Has Sumaq shut down? • Disney wrongful death lawsuit is wild • Drinking Iceland glacier water is controversial • Syed folds someone’s teeth in a tournament • Take over accidents are fun to watch

Has Sumaq shut down? • Disney wrongful death lawsuit is wild • Drinking Iceland glacier water is controversial • Syed folds someone’s teeth in a tournament • Take over accidents are fun to watch

Episode 458 – The legendary grizzly: The Boss

We are underusing ChatGPT • Yasin surprises Syed with another elephant video • The importance of a squatty potty • Tips on how to choose the right proctologist for you • Learning to cook on a Traeger

We are underusing ChatGPT • Yasin surprises Syed with another elephant video • The importance of a squatty potty • Tips on how to choose the right proctologist for you • Learning to cook on a Traeger

Episode 457 – Learning to cook on a Traeger & an elephant’s superpower

The Olympics & Pakistan’s javelin thrower • Yoel Romero’s hilarious cold plunge commercial • The alternative reality of North Korea • Never put compressed air up your 🍑

The Olympics & Pakistan’s javelin thrower • Yoel Romero’s hilarious cold plunge commercial • The alternative reality of North Korea • Never put compressed air up your  🍑

Episode 456 – Why we’d never skydive

The flying pastor • Yasin is a safari snob • The Olympics and the Turkish hitman • Syed’s baseball team’s struggles and lessons for his son • Teddy Atlas and his amazing corner speeches

The flying pastor • Yasin is a safari snob • The Olympics and the Turkish hitman • Syed’s baseball team’s struggles and lessons for his son • Teddy Atlas and his amazing corner speeches

Episode 455 – The flying pastor & the Turkish hitman

Part 2 of Yasin’s recent travels. He recounts visiting the Giraffe Center in Nairobi, Amboseli National Park, and Maasai Mara National Reserve where he saw lions, elephants, cheetah’s and more

Part 2 of Yasin’s recent travels. He recounts visiting the Giraffe Center in Nairobi, Amboseli National Park, and Maasai Mara National Reserve where he saw lions, elephants, cheetah’s and more

Episode 454 – Feeding giraffes in Kenya & the Masai Mara Safari

Yasin recounts the story of his trip to Turkey, the good, the bad, and the ugly.

Yasin recounts the story of his trip to Turkey, the good, the bad, and the ugly.

Episode 453 – Yasin’s trip to Turkey: Good or Bad?

We go through a few lists of movies with small budgets that became massive successes • We also check out the biggest flops with the biggest budgets

We go through a few lists of movies with small budgets that became massive successes • We also check out the biggest flops with the biggest budgets 

Episode 452 – Low-Budget movies that became box office hits

Bring back steroids in baseball • We need halal food at the Scotia Bank Arena • Godzilla Minus One • Wanting to be an air traffic controller • The teachers of our past that left an impression

Bring back steroids in baseball • We need halal food at the Scotia Bank Arena • Godzilla Minus One • Wanting to be an air traffic controller • The teachers of our past that left an impression

Episode 451 – Our memorable teachers & Godzilla Minus One

The danger of fentanyl-laced dollar bills • Planning on trying absinthe in heaven • The smartest and dumbest animals in the world • Bull on the loose at Oregon rodeo attacks woman

The danger of fentanyl-laced dollar bills • Planning on trying absinthe in heaven • The smartest and dumbest animals in the world • Bull on the loose at Oregon rodeo attacks woman

Episode 450 – The smartest and dumbest animals in the world

Syed tells the story of his car dying on the highway • Deportation and riots • The disappointment that is Elon Musk and his fall from grace

Syed tells the story of his car dying on the highway • Deportation and riots • The disappointment that is Elon Musk and his fall from grace 

­­­Episode 449 – Syed faces death on the Gardiner Expressway

Dancing for the Devil Netflix documentary • Destiny players hold a beautiful virtual vigil for Lance Reddick • Project Hail Mary, a must read! • Are lions murderers? • MUST WATCH: Ali Siddiq - Prison Riot

Dancing for the Devil Netflix documentary • Destiny players hold a beautiful virtual vigil for Lance Reddick • Project Hail Mary, a must read! • Are lions murderers? • MUST WATCH: Ali Siddiq - Prison Riot

Episode 448 – The Dancing TikTok cult

RIP Gerrard Street • Air tagging your kid • Park litter, lack of jobs, and immigration in Canada • The world’s worst ocean plastic polluters • Syed’s trip to Atlanta • Tempting but inappropriate questions

RIP Gerrard Street • Air tagging your kid • Park litter, lack of jobs, and immigration in Canada • The world’s worst ocean plastic polluters • Syed’s trip to Atlanta • Tempting but inappropriate questions

Episode 447 – First time trying paan & RIP Gerrard St

We ranked the greatest trilogies of all time #Alien #Harry potter #TheDarkKnightTrilogy #Matrix #LordoftheRings #ToyStory #Pirates #StarWars

We ranked the greatest trilogies of all time #Alien #Harry potter #TheDarkKnightTrilogy #Matrix #LordoftheRings #ToyStory #Pirates #StarWars

Episode 446 – We rank the best trilogies of all time (Star Wars fans will hate us)

Henry Cavill, the king of nerds • Hollywood needs better writers • Revisiting an internet legend Grand Prix Richmond Crackstyle • Denis Villeneuve's interesting changes to Dune characters