Crash & Flow Podcast

A conversational podcast hosted by Yasin Dusoruth and Syed Raza.
We nerd out about stand-up comedy, movies, TV shows, animals, relationships, travel, life, MMA, and, anything else that interests us! We often have interesting and passionate guests as well! Come hang with us!

New episodes every Sunday night!

Episode 470 – Bee keeping age

November 17, 2024

How Booster Juice saved a wedding • Brown uncles are now into bee keeping • Crazy kid stomping butterflies

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Episode 469 – Flesh eating beetles & the longest running TV shows

November 10, 2024

Using flesh eating beetles to make art pieces • DVD commentary was something special • The longest running TV shows of all time • Looking through the highest grossing music tours

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Episode 468 – The world’s longest-living animals

November 3, 2024

Home Depot needs to hire more home improvement dads • Reviewing Sheridan College’s Animal Care program • The boys find out what are the longest living animals on earth

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Episode 467 – Do all immigrant dads have beef with neighbours?

October 27, 2024

Toronto was once full of wetlands • Yasin’s dad accusing his neighbours of digging rabbit sized holes • Looking through Bong Joon Ho’s IMDB catalog • Toronto Raptor Vince Carter’s jersey retirement

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Episode 466 – Do you believe in soulmates?

October 19, 2024

We surprisingly decided to talk about the concept of soulmates • How NLP helped Yasin be a better husband • The beginner 1K time is ridiculous • Are our genetics just average?

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Episode 465 – Rebel Ridge was awesome!

October 13, 2024

Florida hurricane shelters not taking any chances • Ants have medics now • Unknown actor Aaron Pierre does a fantastic job in Netflix’s new movie: Rebel Ridge • Why Yasin supports Lewis Hamilton

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Episode 464 – Part 2 of the most bizarre animals on Earth

October 6, 2024

We finish the list of the most bizarre animals on Earth • The overpowered mantis shrimp • Bird dropping spiders • A fish with lipstick and a goatee and another with a transparent head!

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Episode 463 – LL Cool J and Eminem still got it

September 28, 2024

Who’s eating the pets? LL Cool J and Eminem’s newest song is fantastic • P Diddy’s creepy interactions with Justin Bieber • Continuation of the most bizarre animals on Earth

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Episode 462 – Syed’s chaotic confrontation style & Toronto’s raccoon problem

September 22, 2024

Syed’s chaotic confrontation style • Gastric panic in Mexico • Dealing with a gasoline spill that found it’s way into the house • Leaving a review for your proctologist • Raccoon disposal

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Episode 461 – Part 1 of the most bizarre animals on Earth

September 16, 2024

We go through a new list of the most bizarre animals on Earth • Dealing with anger and attempting to change for the better • Unlocking parts of your heart after becoming a father

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Episode 460 – The death of sincerity in movies

September 7, 2024

Modern movies and their immersion breaking dialog • A deep dive into Christian Bale’s filmography and dedication • Why Dave Bautista is a serious actor and looking through his impressive IMDB 

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Episode 459 – A doctor drills a hole in Yasin’s toe

September 1, 2024

Yasin recounts his toe injury and how the doctor drilled through the nail • Syed talks about the surprising process of his baby’s umbilical cord falling off • Do bodies explode after being buried? 

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Episode 458 – The legendary grizzly: The Boss

August 26, 2024

Has Sumaq shut down? • Disney wrongful death lawsuit is wild • Drinking Iceland glacier water is controversial • Syed folds someone’s teeth in a tournament • Take over accidents are fun to watch

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Episode 457 – Learning to cook on a Traeger & an elephant’s superpower

August 18, 2024

We are underusing ChatGPT • Yasin surprises Syed with another elephant video • The importance of a squatty potty • Tips on how to choose the right proctologist for you • Learning to cook on a Traeger

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Episode 456 – Why we’d never skydive

August 11, 2024

The Olympics & Pakistan’s javelin thrower • Yoel Romero’s hilarious cold plunge commercial • The alternative reality of North Korea • Never put compressed air up your 🍑

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Episode 455 – The flying pastor & the Turkish hitman

August 5, 2024

The flying pastor • Yasin is a safari snob The Olympics and the Turkish hitman • Syed’s baseball team’s struggles and lessons for his son • Teddy Atlas and his amazing corner speeches

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Episode 454 – Feeding giraffes in Kenya & the Masai Mara Safari

July 28, 2024

Part 2 of Yasin’s recent travels. He recounts visiting the Giraffe Center in Nairobi, Amboseli National Park, and Maasai Mara National Reserve where he saw lions, elephants, cheetah’s and more

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Episode 453 – Yasin’s trip to Turkey: Good or Bad?

July 22, 2024

Yasin recounts the story of his trip to Turkey, the good, the bad, and the ugly.

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Episode 452 – Low-Budget movies that became box office hits

July 14, 2024

We go through a few lists of movies with small budgets that became massive successes • We also check out the biggest flops with the biggest budgets 

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Episode 451 – Our memorable teachers & Godzilla Minus One

July 7, 2024

Bring back steroids in baseball • We need halal food at the Scotia Bank Arena • Godzilla Minus One • Wanting to be an air traffic controller • The teachers of our past that left an impression

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Episode 450 – The smartest and dumbest animals in the world

June 30, 2024

The danger of fentanyl-laced dollar bills • Planning on trying absinthe in heaven • The smartest and dumbest animals in the world • Bull on the loose at Oregon rodeo attacks woman

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­­­Episode 449 – Syed faces death on the Gardiner Expressway

June 23, 2024

Syed tells the story of his car dying on the highway • Deportation and riots • The disappointment that is Elon Musk and his fall from grace 

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Episode 448 – The Dancing TikTok cult

June 16, 2024

Dancing for the Devil Netflix documentary • Destiny players hold a beautiful virtual vigil for Lance Reddick • Project Hail Mary, a must read! • Are lions murderers? • MUST WATCH: Ali Siddiq - Prison Riot

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Episode 447 – First time trying paan & RIP Gerrard St

June 9, 2024

RIP Gerrard Street • Air tagging your kid • Park litter, lack of jobs, and immigration in Canada • The world’s worst ocean plastic polluters • Syed’s trip to Atlanta • Tempting but inappropriate questions

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Episode 446 – We rank the best trilogies of all time (Star Wars fans will hate us)

June 2, 2024

We ranked the greatest trilogies of all time #Alien #Harry potter #TheDarkKnightTrilogy #Matrix #LordoftheRings #ToyStory #Pirates #StarWars

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Episode 445 – How to fix the MCU & why Denis Villeneuve is a genius

May 26, 2024

Henry Cavill, the king of nerds • Hollywood needs better writers • Revisiting an internet legend Grand Prix Richmond Crackstyle • Denis Villeneuve's interesting changes to Dune characters

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Episode 444 – What are the fattest countries & why?

May 19, 2024

The fattest countries in the world and why • Swiss Chalet was a huge disappointment • Nepalese climbers verses western climbers • The 🍆 museum in Iceland • The friendliest countries ranked

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Episode 443 – How much placenta does the father get?

May 12, 2024

Nick Lachey failing upwards • The worst reality show • Does Tom Cruise get underage blood? • How much placenta does the dad get? • Everything looks cool in slow motion • Uncles vs. Aunties

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Episode 442 – Hunting llamas in heaven

May 5, 2024

Shuge Knight was terrifying • J Cole’s apology and stays in his lane • We don’t ride with Jerry Seinfeld for multiple reasons • Syed thinks he can hunt better than a mountain lion

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Episode 441 – Becoming Blade’s equipment manager

April 28, 2024

Would we become familiars for vampires? • Animal speed comparison • Underworld and Kate Beckinsale • The many missteps of Will Smith • The conservation status of Grizzly bears

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Episode 440 – Max Holloway’s spectacular KO & the issue with 3 Body Problem

April 21, 2024

Raptors Jontay Porter fumbles the bag • A weird way to get public speaking confidence • 3 Body Problem • UFC 300 & Max Holloway’s incredible knockout • Our animal fight card for the coliseum

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Episode 439 – Syed shouts “Shame” at an aunty on Eid day

April 13, 2024

Syed deals with line cutters at Eid • A flu that made Yasin dumb • O. J. Simpson • Why we aren’t worried about Orlando Bloom • Who would we select as our champion Brian Shaw vs Jon Jones

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Episode 438 – Schmidt sting pain index

April 7, 2024

Searching for bats that are cute • What insects are at pain level 4 of the Schmidt Pain index • Badminton rackets are perfect for wasps • Hippos: Fat or Muscular? • NYC hood dudes save a pigeon

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Episode 437 – Conjoined twins get married!

March 31, 2024

Canada needs beanbag deterrence options • Kendrick Lamar’s newest song is awesome • Battle rap needs to come back • Boeing is in trouble • Shane Gillis gets cosigned by Dave Chappelle

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Episode 436 – Lewis Hamilton stands with 🍉?

March 24, 2024

Who first discovered Mauritius? • Jurassic Park really fell off • Our food recommendations for shawarma, pizza, and Turkish food • Harry Potter cast members that are pro 🍉

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Episode 435 – Listening to Kneecap and parachuting wolves

March 17, 2024

Why we love the Irish people • Bands protest South by Southwest • The terrifying Planocraniidae • Caffeine headaches • Syed recounts when he first learned about that time of the month

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Episode 434 – Dune 2, Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul, & crazy aphid facts

March 10, 2024

Spoiler free Dune 2 review 8.5/10 • What Yasin would do if he had Arab money • Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul initial thoughts • The origin of sagging • Why lady bugs are our friends • The end of Just For Laughs  

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Episode 433 – Comedian scouting report: Josh Johnson

March 3, 2024

Comedian Mitch Hedberg’s surprising Spotify numbers • Comedian Josh Johnson is currently underrated and will blow up soon • The Google Gemini conspiracy • Students TROLL Lockheed Exec

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Episode 432 – Kingdom of Heaven is criminally underrated

February 25, 2024

Beginner tips for Go Karting • Guy gets angry in a bumper car • The weird people you meet during night shift • Syed starts watching Peaky Blinders • Poor woman gets slapped at a birthday party 

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Episode 431 – What subject would we teach at Hogwarts?

February 18, 2024

Why you should never help a baby chicken hatch • Trying out Hostage tape • How sometimes losing friends is a good thing • Yasin tells the story of him raising butterflies • Stress dreams and sleep walking

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Episode 430 – Could you fight a velociraptor? You’d be surprised…

February 11, 2024

Learning about dinosaurs from books for kids • The first dinosaur fossil ever discovered • Hollywood has been lying about raptors • Did we find the new Steve Irwin?

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Episode 429 – The Rock lied?!

February 4, 2024

Syed goes to the butterfly conservatory • Pigeons are clumsy • Lewis Hamilton is going to Ferrari • Dogs of today compared to their ancestors • Snow leopards vs regular leopards 

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Episode 428 – Shoes stolen at the mosque?!

January 28, 2024

Yasin recounts his efforts to get his shoes back after they were “stolen” • First time at Ridgeway Plaza • Was Judge Judy a real judge? • Daytime talk shows and phobias

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Episode 427 – Top 10 movie directors according to IMDB

January 21, 2024

McDonalds and Starbucks are trying to win us back (We’re never coming back) • Reviewing the top movie directors based on IMDB movie scores • Friends that are angry drivers

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Episode 426 – Katt Williams exposes Steve Harvey

January 14, 2024

Reviewing the highlights from the Katt Williams interview with Shannon Sharpe • Did Steve Harvey and Cedric the Entertainer steal jokes? • Ludacris makes a diss track • Jo Koy bombs on stage

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Episode 425 – Dave Chappelle’s newest special: The Dreamer

January 7, 2024

Mike Tyson’s terrifying post fight speech • Discussing Dave Chappelle’s newest special • Matt Rife’s underwhelming first special • Syed talks about parenthood • Draymond Green suspended

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Episode 424 – Umbilical cord treasure hunt

December 31, 2023

Visiting a grave plot for fun • Umbilical cord treasure hunt • Dodo birds used to fly • The insane kids that went to school with Syed Texas • Michael B Jordan gets his revenge • Orcas bully a dolphin

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Episode 423 – F1 driver steals a car, a girlfriend, and a daughter

December 24, 2023

What is Vin Diesel up to? • Hollywood should go back to unifying stories • The best scene from the first Transformers movie • Syed meets the David Goggins' of nurses • The placenta thief

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Episode 422 – Leave the World Behind

December 17, 2023

Time for a Monsters Inc. remake? • UFC 296 • Colby Covington’s trash talk – Too far? • Leave the World Behind fails at building suspense • Peter Dinklage ruins Snow White 

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Episode 421 – Meeting a celebrity at JFK airport

December 10, 2023

Syed recommends Ralph Barbosa newest comedy special • Yasin meets Charlamagne tha God at JFK airport • Matt Rife’s disappointing special • Guy Ritchie's newest movie: The Covenant (7/10)

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Episode 420 – Trip to Dubai & the F1 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix

December 4, 2023

Yasin recounts his recent trip to Dubai, performing Umrah in Mecca, camping in Wadi Rum, and attending the Formula 1 race in Abu Dhabi

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Episode 419 – Home invasion goes well

November 26, 2023

Arab brings a lion to a party • Syed almost takes out his mother-in-law • Home invasion goes well • New solution for cat allergies • Playing tag with a bear

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Episode 418 – Stress eating vs stress starving

November 19, 2023

Madrasa teachers taking it too far Stress eating vs stress starving Tapping early in jiu-jitsu • The death of Matthew Perry • Michael Jackson • Stress eating vs stress starving • Yasin’s insane sense of smell

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Episode 417 – Artists4Ceasefire Part 2

November 12, 2023

Part 2 of Yasin & Syed going through the list of actors, singers, and other artists that have added their names to the Artist4Ceasefire list in support of Palestine 

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Episode 416 – Artists4Ceasefire Part 1

November 5, 2023

Yasin & Syed go through the list of actors, singers, and other artists that have added their names to the Artist4Ceasefire list in support of Palestine 

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Episode 415 – Interesting facts about the countries that stand with Palestine

October 29, 2023

Interesting facts about some of the countries that stand with Palestine • We also look into their native animals as well!

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Episode 414 – Mind-Blowing Animal Facts (2023 UPDATE)

October 22, 2023

What’s the fastest sea creature? •What bird can fly backwards? • Why are flamingos pink? • How many brains does an octopus have? • Horrific snail parasite • Don’t eat Greenland sharks

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Episode 413 – Crying at a comedy show

October 15, 2023

Zombie bugs • Orcas are relentless bullies • Syed gets emotional while doing stand up • The roast of Mississauga’s MP • Turkey vultures having a meeting

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Episode 412 – Andrew Schulz’s second tour: Good or Bad?

October 8, 2023

How to humanly “dispatch” blue crabs? • How was Andrew Schulz’s second tour? •  Yasin goes fishing • Raccoons are the first threat to humans • Ban bum cracks at the mosque

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Episode 411 – The problem with Hasan Minhaj

October 1, 2023

Getting humbled on the pickleball court • Practicing charades in front of a mirror • Hasan Minhaj’s lies aka “Emotional Truths” • Syed’s appearance at Just for Laughs • The Meg 2 was horrible (Obviously)

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Episode 410 – Would you upload your consciousness to AI?

September 24, 2023

What’s up with Jay-z’s knees? • Tom Hanks movie: Finch (6.5/10) • Would you upload your consciousness to AI? • Oppenheimer was great! • The alien presented in Mexico’s Congress 

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Episode 409 – The struggles of a drug addicted comedian

September 17, 2023

Car podcasts are boring • Japan's modern hermits • Managing your circle • Dealing Photocopied textbooks in uni • The struggles of a drug addicted comedian

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Episode 408 – First time playing Pickleball

September 10, 2023

Gabriel Iglesias was disappointing on Joe Rogan’s podcast • Is Chris Tucker still good at stand-up comedy? • Young Dave Chappelle’s voice is unrecognizable • First time playing Pickleball

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Episode 407 – We saw Theo Von live!

September 3, 2023

Werner Herzog’s unique and creepy voice • We saw Theo Von live, did he redeem himself? • What is Paprika? • Johnny Depp’s mega pint • The Montgomery Brawl

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Episode 406 – Out of pocket color commentary

August 27, 2023

What Mike Tyson thinks about during his fights • Mosh pits • Why Shaq DJs • Hip Hop beat battles • DK Metcalf is not human • Jon Anik’s out of pocket commentary • Is fighting natural? 

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Episode 405 – Weaponized apples & a bear chase

August 20, 2023

Iceland is beautiful from every angle • Sticking wet tissues to the ceiling • Using apples as weapons • Nordic parents leave their babies outside to nap • The Scandinave Spa at Blue Mountain

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Episode 404 – Dune, The Silo, & Turkey’s underground city

August 13, 2023

No respect for “hangry” people • First time at a racetrack • Yellowstone and horse sliding • New Apple TV show: The Silo (8/10) • Turkey’s underground city • The Islamic influences in Dune

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Episode 403 – The best pre-flight pilot speech

August 6, 2023

Why you can’t hear the dialog in a Christopher Nolan movie • Crazy conservationist wrestles an anaconda • The great send off for Wolverine in Logan • Horrific X-rays of firecracker injuries 

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Episode 402 – Chemistry class titration trauma

July 30, 2023

Paranormal Activity actors, where are they now? • Why you have to say, “Hey bear!” when you see a bear • Chemistry class titration trauma • Ashton Kutcher is a hero • Too much Kevin Hart

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Episode 401 – Dating stories, apps, & exit strategies

July 23, 2023

How smart are squids? • Dating stories, apps & exit strategies • Who’s better: drunks or potheads • Is there such thing as too much therapy? • Asian grandma sings in the steam room 

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Episode 400 – First time attending a Lucha Libre match

July 16, 2023

Why Yasin didn’t like John Wick 4 • Formula 1 vs NBA • Attending a Lucha Libre fight • Islands over land locked country • Iceland eruptions • Movie: 65 (6.5/10) • Man in the Amazon picks up everything

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Episode 399 – The duck armies of Thailand

July 9, 2023

Britney Spears gets slapped by Victor Wembanyama’s security • Hugging is the new handshake • Eagles try to steal a toddler • An orca slaps a stingray for fun • Duck armies of Thailand

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Episode 398 – Season tickets at the Colosseum

July 2, 2023

Why we must de-extinct the carrier pigeon • Hockey vs. Football, which is more brutal? • Muay Thai referee’s spectacular save • Trevor Noah needs to build a new special 

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Episode 397 – 6 of the World's Most Dangerous Birds

June 25, 2023

The welcoming car community built by Kodawari • Civil War reenactors • The lost wetlands of Toronto • 6 of the World's Most Dangerous Birds • Horrible drivers • War horses miss the rush of war

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Episode 396 – Cute insects, spider dances, & the unluckiest man in the world

June 18, 2023

Blackstone has just bought your DNA • Arnold Schwarzenegger’s classic physique • The praying mantis is terrifying • Cute moths and spiders • Playing with bulls • The man who survived both atomic bombs

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Episode 395 – Killer whales are sinking boats!

June 11, 2023

The surprizing sounds of a bald eagle • The fantastic video game Ghost of Tsushima • Did the Mongols invade India? • Rally racing fans are insane • A vengeful killer whale named Gladis

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Episode 394 – F1 pitstops versus Nascar & Syed gets suspended

June 4, 2023

F1 pit stops versus Nascar pitstops • Redbull’s 2019 world record pitstop • Average pit crew salary • What happens to a horse when it breaks a leg • Syed gets suspended for instigating • Small head filters

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Episode 393 – Betta fish Olympics & The Great Baseball Kerfuffle of 2023

May 28, 2023

The journey to love Jerk chicken (Shoutout to @pattycake_icecream) • The chess Grandmaster Anal bead conspiracy • What is the frame rate of an eagle’s vision? • The Butcher Bird • Betta fish Olympics

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Episode 392 – Why you shouldn’t eat human brains

May 21, 2023

Pets are eating better than most humans • A Prayer Before Dawn: The harrowing story of Boxer Billy Moore • Crazy finger-cutting tradition of the Dani tribe • The terrifying symptoms of Laughing Death

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Episode 391 – The perils of a prostate exam

May 14, 2023

Syed tells the story of his prostate exam • Yasin shares his health scare • Shows that run too long • Netflix’s Bloodline • Fearsome rugby player • Jeremy Renner’s crazy accident • E brake tragedies

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Episode 390 – AI girlfriends & cougars in Ontario

May 7, 2023

Baby bear eats a baby duck • Lonely guys mourn the loss of their AI girlfriends • Duped principal sends $100,000 to Elon Musk • Prankster gets beat up • Are there pumas in Ontario? 

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Episode 389 – Turkey hunting, bear attack tips, & tongue curry

April 30, 2023

Grocery hating influencers • Quitting coffee • Why are we still eating veal? • Top Gun could have been even greater • Syed goes Turkey hunting • Dog eyebrows • Tips on how to survive a bear encounter

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Episode 388 - Top 10 strongest animals and Eid Mubarak!!!

April 23, 2023

Small shark eats man’s pinky • Keanu Reeves filmography • Top 10 strongest animals • The story behind Hans Zimmer's score for “Interstellar” • The best scene from the first LOTR (Cave Troll)

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Episode 387 - Man does a drive-by using a falcon

April 16, 2023

Words of wisdom from 50 Cent • An exploding whale • Elephants run the streets of Thailand • Doing a drive by using a falcon • Exploding caskets • How ChatGPT tricked a human

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Episode 386 - Why every tribe needs a psychopath

April 9, 2023

Roman Helmet Guy’s awesome post about the Sword of Allah • Egyptologists are stubborn • The truth about Nikola Tesla’s love for pigeons • The utility of a psychopath • A dreaming octopus

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Episode 385 - ‘City killer’ asteroid just missed Earth!

April 2, 2023

The effect of Eminem and Linkin Park • The friendly annoying uncle • Guy Ritchie secures the bag • Lionel Messi, faithful or horrible kisser? • Financially responsible rappers 

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Episode 384 - Whales were once tiny deer?

March 26, 2023

Ramadan Mubarak!!! • Becoming a wholesome uncle • An intro to termites • Orcas were once land-dwelling deer • Protein in everything • When did Indians arrive in Mauritius? 

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Episode 383 - The uncle that brought a gun to a wedding

March 19, 2023

Final review of Physical 100 • Swords at a wedding • Why we should visit Barbados • One uppers and contrarians • Mushrooms, therapy, & NLP • What it’s like being in a hypnotic state

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Episode 382 - Chris Rock finally gets his revenge on Will Smith

March 12, 2023

Bill Burr takes mushrooms • iPad wielding man ruins wedding pictures • Chris Rock’s new special:  Selective Outrage • Tom Cruise could have been an F1 driver • Hans Zimmer is a genius

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Episode 381 - Hvaldimir: The Russian Spy Whale

March 5, 2023

The joys of feeding people • F1 is back! • North American Physical 100 • Hvaldimir the beluga whale trained to be a Russian spy • The connection between Tupac and Tony Danza • Ludacris’ Acura Legend 

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Episode 380 - Physical 100 is awesome

February 27, 2023

The AI revolution is scary • Cannibalism is still a thing in some places • Why we make holes in cows • 

Netflix’s Physical 100 • Sumo wrestling

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Episode 379 - Going back to Texas

February 19, 2023

Syed returns from his trip to his childhood hometown of Houston with conflicted feelings, new realizations, and perspectives. 

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Episode 378 - 9 animal alliances & the de-Extinction of the dodo

February 12, 2023

Scientists are bringing back the dodo and the woolly mammoth • The mental game in tennis • Examples of Animal Species Working Together in the Wild • Humpback whales screwing with Orcas 

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Episode 376 - Spend 24 hours in a mall with 1 gorilla or 5 snakes?

February 7, 2023

The wild search history of a killer • Carole Baskin’s husband still alive? • O.J. Simpson’s book • Burps as a compliment • Learning difficult names • Spend 24 hours with a gorilla or 5 snakes?  

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Episode 377 - An introduction to Car Jitsu

February 5, 2023

What an inside lip tattoo says about you • Need better cough syrup • Car Jitsu is a real thing • Doctors with horrible bedside manner • The Lionel Messi of house painters • The pain of losing a good massage therapist

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Episode 375 – The top 5 richest actors in the world

January 22, 2023

The top 5 richest actors in 2023 • Rush Hour 1 still holds up • John Wick’s body count • Seinfeld syndicated again • Why Jackie Chan wasn’t in The Expendables • How conehead babies are made

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Episode 374 - Prince Harry and his frostbitten 🐓

January 15, 2023

Tom Cruise needs to chill • Is Edward Norton related to Pocahontas? • Humans should get a 3rd set of teeth • Avatar depression • Prince Harry is a chronic oversharer • Ken Block

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Episode 373 - The origin of pineapples on pizza

January 8, 2023

Amazing Sawfish facts • Third world squat • Fountain bubble prank • Who invented pineapples on pizza? • Seed spitting contests • Fishing controversy • Marshawn Lynch says run through a MF face

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Episode 372 - The real reason Planet Fitness doesn’t have barbells

January 1, 2023

Chess boxing • Andre Agassi: Bad boy to legend • Eddie Bravo taps Royler Gracie • Tag should be added to the Olympics • The lethal ball game of Pok-ta-Pok • The reason Planet Fitness doesn’t have barbells

Yasin & Syed are the hosts of the weekly Crash & Flow podcast. They talk about stand-up comedy, movies, TV shows, animals, relationships, travel, life, MMA, and whatever rabbit hole they recently fell into. Special guests often stop by the Toronto studio to chat as well

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Episode 371 - Reconnecting with ancestors through Bihari Kebabs

December 25, 2022

The origin of Chicken 65 • Tory Lanez convicted • Who has the best calves in the world • Eating brains • Musk from Somali uncles • A spider that has a pet • UK showrunners are ok with ugly people

Yasin & Syed are the hosts of the weekly Crash & Flow podcast. They talk about stand-up comedy, movies, TV shows, animals, relationships, travel, life, MMA, and whatever rabbit hole they recently fell into. Special guests often stop by the Toronto studio to chat as well

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Episode 370 - Is Chuck Norris the white Bruce Lee?

December 18, 2022

Leading ladies in action films • Chuck Norris’ surprizing martial arts credentials • Cops with no combat training • The Great Wall (7/10) • Michael Bay’s Ambulance (3/10) • Trollhunter vs Troll

Yasin & Syed are the hosts of the weekly Crash & Flow podcast. They talk about stand-up comedy, movies, TV shows, animals, relationships, travel, life, MMA, and whatever rabbit hole they recently fell into. Special guests often stop by the Toronto studio to chat as well

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Episode 369 - Brittney Griner swapped for the Merchant of Death

December 11, 2022

Brittney Griner traded for the Merchant of Death • Allen Iverson’s strip club exploits • Sergio Pérez cheating scandal • Kanye West makes Alex Jones uncomfortable • Shia LaBeouf takes on 5 fingers of death

Yasin & Syed are the hosts of the weekly Crash & Flow podcast. They talk about stand-up comedy, movies, TV shows, animals, relationships, travel, life, MMA, and whatever rabbit hole they recently fell into. Special guests often stop by the Toronto studio to chat as well

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Episode 368 - Trevor Noah using 8-year-old material in his new special

December 4, 2022

How to earn a manbun • Falling on swords • How to pronounce Chiwetel Ejiofor • Myostatin cat • Trevor Noah using old material in his new special • The blight of Mystery Box storytelling by J.J. Abrams

Yasin & Syed are the hosts of the weekly Crash & Flow podcast. They talk about stand-up comedy, movies, TV shows, animals, relationships, travel, life, MMA, and whatever rabbit hole they recently fell into. Special guests often stop by the Toronto studio to chat as well

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Episode 367 - The M-She-U, Henry Cavill leaves The Witcher, & bad storytelling

November 27, 2022

The M She U and Marvel’s recent horrible story writing • Respecting the lore • Henery Cavill leaving The Witcher • Rings of Power vs. House of the Dragon • The disappointing World War Z movie

Yasin & Syed are the hosts of the weekly Crash & Flow podcast. They talk about stand-up comedy, movies, TV shows, animals, relationships, travel, life, MMA, and whatever rabbit hole they recently fell into. Special guests often stop by the Toronto studio to chat as well

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Episode 366 - 17% of Americans think they can fight a chimp and win?!

November 20, 2022

Dave Chappelle’s SNL monologue • Overconfident Americans think they can fight grizzlies, lions, & wolves • Michael Chandler fishhooks Dustin Poirier

Yasin & Syed are the hosts of the weekly Crash & Flow podcast. They talk about stand-up comedy, movies, TV shows, animals, relationships, travel, life, MMA, and whatever rabbit hole they recently fell into. Special guests often stop by the Toronto studio to chat as well

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Episode 365 - Canadian citizenship questions & how to escape quicksand

November 13, 2022

Lazy actors that won’t learn accents • Fat Morphius • Danny Trejo’s impressive movie count • Dude texting his side piece at a Raptors game • Canadian citizenship questions

Yasin & Syed are the hosts of the weekly Crash & Flow podcast. They talk about stand-up comedy, movies, TV shows, animals, relationships, travel, life, MMA, and whatever rabbit hole they recently fell into. Special guests often stop by the Toronto studio to chat as well

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Episode 364 - Hisham Kelati - Juno nomination, weak teeth, & is Chris Rock washed?

November 7, 2022

Hisham Kelati recounts his unlikely path to a Juno nomination • Chris Rock’s newest special: disappointing or awesome? • Enamoured with the TV series “Alone” • What happened to Hannibal Buress?

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Episode 363 - Ranking Rogan backed comedians

October 30, 2022

We rank comedians Theo Von, Tom Segura, Bert Kreischer, Brendan Schaub, and others • Syed’s Squatty Potty dilemma • The spatula story • Elon Musk bringing a sink to Twitter HQ

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Episode 362 - Our top 3 action stars

October 23, 2022

Why dudes with flip flops bother Yasin so much • Our all time top 3 action stars • We don’t want Obama narrating nature documentaries • Porsche to save ICE cars • Heated butt wipes will make you soft

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Episode 361 - Shaking hands with ghosts

October 16, 2022

50 Cent trolls his lazy son • Jackie Chan’s daughter is homeless in Canada • Coffee enemas for better farts • Google home will not listen to our wives • Orcas came from deers that lived close to water

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Episode 360 - The top speed of horses & aliens from the ocean

October 9, 2022

Horses in riot gear • Running away from the cops (Allegedly) • Would you let your kid become a streamer? • Joey Diaz says: YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING!!! • Car dudes vs. enthusiasts

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Episode 359 - Whale watching in Vancouver

October 2, 2022

They are coming for our Nerf blasters • Seeing Odesza live • We should ban Nutella • Owls have lopsided ears • Vancouver mountains vs Iceland mountains • Roger Federer is like Lo-Fi

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Episode 358 - Throwing puffins & Adnan Syed’s release from prison

September 25, 2022

Adnan Syed is free! • Adam Levine sucks at cheating • Tattoo ideas • Disappointed by jerk chicken • Beyond meat exec eats a nose • Iceland’s puffin throwing tradition

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Episode 357 - The problem with The Rings of Power & 007

September 18, 2022

Shaq’s big heart • Shia LaBeouf’s path to redemption • Adult sport fans don’t get enough love • Never watching live action Disney movies • Taxi driver asks to take a picture with Syed’s wife

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Episode 356 - Iceland adventure & bleeding on a glacier

September 11, 2022

Hiking on a glacier • Icebergs • Sheep that like grass in high places • DON’T CHEAP OUT ON RAIN JACKET AND PANTS • Bleeding on a glacier • A lagoon for seals • Let your wife feed Icelandic horses!  

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Episode 355 - How to hypnotize a frog & why sharks can’t stop won’t stop

September 4, 2022

How much of the world’s water is dinosaur pee? • Another Crash & Flow Animal Facts Episode! • 16 Unique Facts About 16 Unique Animals • Why sharks must keep moving

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Episode 354 - Reviewing Bill Burr’s newest special: Slight return

August 28, 2022

Ranking the comedy specials of 2022 • Reviewing Bill Burr’s newest special – He’s still got it • Booger eaters • Why earwax is important and if bugs like it • Untold: The Girlfriend Who Didn't Exist

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Episode 353 - Why is Nala hot?

August 21, 2022

K1 Speed Karting in Mississauga • Ethereum billionaire with no taste • Are crickets halal to eat? • Please stop with the reboots • Original Space Jam soundtrack was great • UFC fighter feeds a bus a carrot

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Episode 352 - What to do if you’re swallowed by a whale

August 14, 2022

What race has the most fun in the water? • Peacocks have it easier than humans • The Dissident (8.5/10) • The NDP needs to stop pandering • Axe attack in Brampton

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Episode 351 - No more arguments in the shower

August 7, 2022

Why front lawns are dumb • The original banana looks weird • Humans are ruining dogs • We need Wesley Snipes back as Blade • Denzel Washington’s motivational speech • Bringing back wildflowers

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Episode 350 - Reacting to Will Smith’s apology video

July 31, 2022

The greatest trash talker in the UFC • Will Smith’s newest video • We want yo-yos to return • Nims Purja’s Netflix documentary 14 Peaks is fantastic (8/10) • Jordan Peele’s Nope (7/10) • UFC 277

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Episode 349 - Why we don’t like koalas

July 24, 2022

Sad news about Desus & Mero • The Drunken Master • Sweaty tennis balls • You’ll never guess what a koala sounds like • Kiwi fruit’s government name • Nate Diaz vs. Khamzat Chimaev

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Episode 348 - Becoming our dads?

July 17, 2022

Strip clubs and the Toronto Auto Show • F1 drivers with billionaire dads & Latifi • Transforming into our dads • Jake Paul EXPOSES Conor McGregor for cheating • Stop test driving Corollas and Civics

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Episode 347 - A funeral crashing elephant

July 10, 2022

Eid Mubarak! • DJ Jazzy Jeff lies for Will Smith • Elephant kills woman then tramples her funeral • Blood diamonds vs blood cobalt • What drug would you try if there was no risk of addiction?

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Episode 346 - The newest Chris Rock special was a disappointment

July 3, 2022

Ranking the comedy shows we’ve seen so far this year • New Chris Rock special was disappointing • Syed finally watches Top Gun: Maverick, his reaction • Roses for Jennifer Connelly • UFC 276

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Episode 345 - Why lean is tempting

June 26, 2022

We go through Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer’s filmography, it’s awesome • Netflix documentary: Web of Make Believe (7/10) • The origin of sizzurp • Jagmeet Singh won’t wear shoes outside a mosque

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Episode 344 - Spider silk from spider goats?

June 19, 2022

Why is raw milk illegal? • Plant documentaries are super intense • Is spider silk stronger than steel? • Mini cows for your morning tea • Netflix Doc: Keep Sweet: Pray and Obey (7/10)

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Episode 343 - Crying at a comedy show

June 12, 2022

Eating cactus due to boredom • Mom Sues Nutella • Movie: The Northman (6/10) • Surprisingly great food in Burlington • El Inka Peruvian Cuisine • Drunk dude cries at a comedy show

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Episode 342 - Top Gun: Maverick & The last true action hero

June 5, 2022

Riding a horse for the first time • Why we need to see the stars in the sky • Movie: The Devil All the Time (7/10) Top Gun: Maverick (9/10) • Trade injuries for a cool pet

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Episode 341 - Justice for Johnny Depp

May 29, 2022

Don’t sleep on divorcées • Why you shouldn’t walk around with a BB gun • Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard • Super duper old buildings in Iraq • J. Cole playing ball in Scarborough

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Episode 340 - Returning to the homeland of Mauritius

May 22, 2022

Yasin recounts his recent visit to Mauritius and introducing the island to his wife • He shares his visits to various locations including: #LeSouffleur #Chamarel #BlueBay #GrisGris #CoinDeMire #ShangriLa #Touessrok #luxbellemare #luxresorts

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Episode 339 - Woman donates kidney to boyfriend, gets cheated on

May 15, 2022

Kim Jong-il caused a double rainbow among other crazy feats • What took out Goliath? • Woman donates her kidney to ex who cheated on her

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Episode 338 - Championship booty & returning to the motherland

May 8, 2022

Are you ok with Drake using ghost writers? • What happened to the Chinese Tennis Star, Peng Shuai • Paul George disappoints again • Lady glues her hand to the floor for the chickens

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Episode 337 - The Fluffy-backed Tit-Babbler and deadly fish

May 1, 2022

Horrible bird names • Pufferfish, piranhas, & jellyfish in the shape of a box are not your friends • Why do they call it catfish? • What came first, the bird or the tit?

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Episode 336 - Jennifer Lopez’s infinity stones

April 24, 2022

The shocking net worth of J.Lo • Chuck your baby into the pool • Movie review: Chaos Walking (7/10) • Movie review: The Happening (5/10) • Khamzat Chimaev says sorry for the punches

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Episode 335 - Moonfall is horrible, here’s why you should watch it

April 17, 2022

Do flamingos taste like shrimp? • Moonfall: worst movie of the year • Broken wiener and photo proof • Excited about Pascal Siakam and the Raptors • People of Shanghai yelling from their balconies

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Episode 334 - Kim K vs Jada & #saveWill

April 10, 2022

How to shake hands with a drug dealer • We must save Big Willy • Your wedding isn’t the Oscars • Can’t pray for our enemies • Don’t play chicken with a train • Dupont is evil

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Episode 333 - Will Smith and the curse of the Red Table

April 3, 2022

Will Smith has become a villain • Chris Rock needs to train Jiu Jitsu • Stop test driving new cars • What killed the Dodo birds • Learn boxing to protect from a slap attack

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Episode 332 - Top 10 richest rappers & Tom Cruise’s secret

March 27, 2022

Tom Cruise drinking baby blood? • Thunder thigh secrets • Will Smith isn’t fooling us • Tell your parents to walk backwards • Why you should go to Fan Expo • Rappers using PEDs • Kanye vs Childish Gambino

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Episode 331 - Potato gun for self defense

March 20, 2022

Dangers of being at a tennis match • Amazon book scam • Bone broth tea • Respect for Informer by Snow • Kanye is wildin • Why you should be afraid of Suge Knight • Roman candle fights  

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Episode 330 - Andrew Schulz killed it in Toronto

March 13, 2022

They’re taking hockey sticks from Russians • Andrew Schulz delivering comedy fire • Wife sources an impossible to get Xbox • We miss Bernie Mac • Rush Hour wouldn’t work now • Snoop Dogg’s position on ___ remains the same

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Episode 329 - Dodging ice, confused reporters, & Hasan Minhaj

March 6, 2022

Dodging falling ice in NYC • The magical weed bus • Seeing Hasan Minhaj and Ronny Chieng • Andrew Schulz ticket fiasco • Reporters can’t believe war happens to people that watch Netflix

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Episode 328 - Random animal facts you didn’t know

February 27, 2022

A little less than 75 awesome facts about koalas, parrots, crabs, shrimp, whales, cats, puffins, ants, and a whole lot more • bestlifeonline.com/animal-facts/

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Episode 327 - The art of awkward confrontation

February 20, 2022

Don’t bring your dog to the gym • Syed is the master of awkward confrontations • Is Sherlock into MMA? • Aspiring to be as petty as Steve Harvey • Good and bad teachers • Why ankle socks are safer

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Episode 326 - What would Cardi B do?

February 13, 2022

Awkwafina in a tight spot • How can this baby slap? • Drake is sad • Wordle • The Tinder Swindler, The Puppet Master and Cardi B • Yellowstone (8/10) • Watch out for killer drones

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Episode 325 - Lion vs tiger & the truckers

February 6, 2022

Lion vs Tiger who wins? Scientific breakdown • Crazy expensive contractors • The truckers are in Toronto • They are coming for our guy The Rock • JRE under fire • Arnold’s greatest quote

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Episode 324 - Cloning JFK

January 30, 2022

Uncles don’t have indoor voices • Neil Young vs Joe Rogan • Bring back JFK • Arnold Schwarzenegger is bigger than the Rock • MSA couples have it too easy • The starching fad • Aziz Ansari’s new special

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Episode 323 - Criminal customer service

January 23, 2022

2 tourists wander into cartel territory • Finally understanding why Batman doesn’t kill the Joker • UFC 270 • Aircraft carriers are crazy • Crash & Flow might have ended poverty and the drug war Yasin & Syed are the hosts of the weekly Crash & Flow podcast. They talk about stand-up comedy, movies, TV shows, animals, relationships, travel, life, MMA, and whatever rabbit hole they recently fell into. Special guests often stop by the Toronto studio to chat as well.
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Episode 322 - Drake’s hot sauce contraceptive

January 16, 2022

Drake accused of putting hot sauce in condom • The Novak Djokovic saga •Rolling with a blind dude • NBA hiring a thot deterrent • Neural Link might cause a zombie apocalypse  

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Episode 321 - No downtime for baby giraffes

January 9, 2022

DeMar DeRozan Muslim? • Delivery room volunteer • Samuel Jackson is everywhere! • Too hard on Steven Spielberg • Making amends for ruthless jokes • The Rock speaks in Chinese

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Episode 320 - Highest paid comedians & the mystery of Tyler Perry

January 2, 2022

Looking back on 2021 • Thankful for Halo and the new Spider-Man movie • The Rock will not return • You look like A.C. Green • Kevin Hart’s new Netflix series (3/10) • How did Tyler Perry become a billionaire?

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Episode 319 - Amirkhan hits home

December 26, 2021

The new Amirkhan hits Crash & Flow • Babies can choose not to cry • Halo Nerf blasters • Malcolm X as a starter book • Which actor is leading the most franchises? • Free the homie Louis

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Episode 318 - Tripping in a sauna

December 19, 2021

Blackhead popping fetish • Dog poop in the elevator • Hammam experience in Toronto • Tory Lanez said “Dance!” • Being followed by a homeless dude • Bing Bong • Tag National Association

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Episode 317 - Justice that Juicy Smolier deserves

December 12, 2021

Indoor hair tumbleweeds • Animal facts: Hairy arms on a crab and snails • The Scandinave Spa Blue Mountain experience • The weird Juicy Smollet story

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Episode 316 - Drowning in your own snorkeling mask

December 5, 2021

Kanye West is down bad • The new Amerkhan strain • What to do if a drunk man breaks into your hotel room • Syed recounts a near death experience in the ocean • Mongolian throat singing slaps

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Episode 315 - Can you outrun a bear?

November 28, 2021

The connection between music and rainbow hair • Brain tapeworms • Scorpion infestation in Egypt • The top speed of various bears • 6 degrees of separation between you and the Pen15 club  

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Episode 314 - Chappelle’s doc, Kardinal bombs, & Red Notice was trash

November 21, 2021

Dave Chappelle’s newest movie: Untitled Dave Chappelle Documentary • Kardinal Offishall bombs • Theo Von’s disappointing special • Red Notice (4/10) • Swiss Chalet might be a cover for a sweat shop

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Episode 313 - Vin Diesel Calling The Rock “Little Brother” 

November 14, 2021

Getting beat up for squinting • Vin Diesel doing the most and F9 went too far • Nerve damage from working customer service • Squid in ink tastes exactly like you imagined • Dune (8/10) The Harder They Fall (7.5/10)  

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Episode 312 - MarineLand prison break   

November 7, 2021

What do cockroaches eat? • Shutting down MarineLand • Elon Musk calls the bluff • Honouring the Humble Lab Mouse • Putin is a big ol’ softy • Scared straight: North Korea version • UFC 268 predictions

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Episode 311 - Coca-Cola burps almost killed us

October 31, 2021

Did Missy Elliott steal from the drummer boy? • Pubic hair transplant • Bring back cocaine in coke • Theo Von’s disappointing new special • Tropic Thunder - the last of its kind • Snake bites

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Episode 310 - Something odd about Disney villains

October 24, 2021

Was Alec Baldwin framed by Tom Cruise? • The many ways you can die from a BB Gun • Why are vets so good at treating gunshots wounds? • The Looming Tower (8.5/10) • Something odd about Disney villains

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Episode 309 - House of Secrets & a 10-year family tree search

October 17, 2021

The engineer that hates chickens • Are owls dumb? • Seagulls will eat anything • New Netflix doc: House of Secrets: The Burari Deaths (6/10) • Questionable practices of CSI: India

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Episode 308 - Squid Game rant & cow snipers

October 10, 2021

Controlling cow udders as a superpower • YouTube classic: Eat da poo poo • Squid Game disappointment [5/10] • Dave Chappelle’s newest special • Sharing shisha

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Episode 307 - Are you drinking dinosaur's pee?

October 3, 2021

How much of the ocean is whale pee? • Jason Statham is the same character in multiple movies • Nicki Minaj never finished a single book report • Trudeau keeps hot sauce in his purse • Bought jiu jitsu belts

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Episode 306 - Setting up a placenta side gig

September 26, 2021

SmoothMyBalls review • Velour tracksuits • Pubes to beard transplant • Babies heal like Wolverine • C&F recommendations: Wild Wild Country, Ted Lasso • Michael B Jordan is the new Salman Khan

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Episode 305 - Honeymoon debrief, a human faucet, & teppanyaki

September 19, 2021

Why we shouldn’t bring back the woolly mammoth • Witnessing a hand bidet • The Human Faucet • 1st time: sunburn, hydrotherapy, and pedicure • Catching food in your mouth at a teppanyaki dinner

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Episode 304 - Pandas are an embarrassment

September 12, 2021

No time for celebrity crushes • Making it rain at a resort • Why everyone likes Jack Black in Kung Fu Panda • C&F are SmoothMyBalls ambassadors • Why you should never go on an ocean cruise

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Episode 303 - How to make your kid think he’s Harry Potter

September 5, 2021

Racoons sound like aliens • The boring Jake Paul vs Tyron Woodley fight • New movie: Stowaway (7/10) • Avoiding the neighbourhood skinhead • Ravens and wolves are besties

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Episode 302 - Impressing the in-laws with grilled corn & spice

August 29, 2021

Thanking Egypt for house cats • Yasuke the Black Samurai • Aliens for pyramids and wood for teeth • Peak Oil panic leading to crossbows • What do you call your in-laws? • How to have a happy reception

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Episode 301 - Fun Canadian facts & a snake orgy

August 22, 2021

Almost dying while skiing • Fun facts about Canadian sports & animals • Japanese vs lacrosse • Why Wayne Gretzky is called The Great One • Placenta heist for stem cells • Shark prison

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Episode 300 - Adding animal fights to the Olympics

August 15, 2021

A risky way to become blood brothers • Not giving up on the appendix • New movie: Jungle Cruise • Do you trust The Rock with your wife? • Horse no longer wants to jump • Talcum powder over deodorant

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Episode 299 - Why 90’s imams hated The Simpsons

August 14, 2021

Don’t tell your parents to eat your shorts • Why we’d never skydive • The return to the Crash & Flow studio • Jeff Bezos thanking Amazon drivers for pooping in bags • Just say no to most drugs

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Episode 298 - Vin Diesel has gone too far

August 1, 2021

First time at a drive-in movie • Fast & Furious 9, M. Night Shyamalan’s Old • The age-old mosque parking lot issue • Simone Biles • Pediatrician with iron clad concentration

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Episode 297 - No more politicians at Eid prayers

July 25, 2021

Destiny’s Child deep dive • The lie of the forehead mark • Stress lowering stair climb • No more politicians at Eid prayers • Islam Makhachev is the truth • Time to buy Ben & Jerry’s  

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Episode 296 - Soulless Teslas & a Nick Cage deep dive

July 18, 2021

Nick Cage as the Tiger King • Diaper change while sleepwalking • Fun upcoming UFC fights • Conor McGregor has lost his mind • Electric cars are boring

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Episode 295 - Umbilical cord disposal ideas

July 11, 2021

Racist waste man gives out his address • Cosby released • Baby updates • Chris D’Elia’s path to redemption • Cas Anvar is a disappointment • Spartan baby inspections • Biodegradable burial pods

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Episode 294 - Racist cookies & don’t tell me to #sayMashAllah

July 4, 2021

The return of Gorilla Glue Girl • The surprising origin of weaves • Racist cookies • #SayMashaAllah rant • Revenge via soccer • Usher hurting T-Pain’s feelings • Herpes is closer than you think

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Episode 293 - Ballers, threesomes, & thespians

June 27, 2021

KD took a swing at a threesome • New soundboard shenanigans • Should we mix & match jabs? • Who is a true thespian? • NBA finals • Pfizer gang • Religious IG influencer   

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Episode 292 - Getting high on pufferfish

June 20, 2021

Do not buy kimchi from Wholefoods • The Al Bundy TV watching position • The world’s most expensive crib • Picky eaters are not our friends • Fainting on the sight of blood • Elon Musk’s kids cannot become poets

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Episode 291 - Losing all respect for seagulls

June 13, 2021

No love for Elvis • Church BBQs • World of Coca-Cola • Niagara Falls hike • Baskin Robbins top 2 • Do not call these people donkeys • Dawson’s Creek • Mediocre Macron slap

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Episode 290 - Onion shampoo

June 6, 2021

Extreme hair saving methods • Consistently randomly selected • Feel good movie: Chef • Hot girl entrapment • Lone Survivor – Markus Luttrell • Home lizard drama • Squatty Potty

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Episode 289 - Baby eating treadmills

May 30, 2021

Shut up Tushy & Peloton • Becoming a samurai • John Cena is so sorry • Do not spit around 50 Cent • Why ride unicycles? • Recommendations: Army of the Dead + The Night Manager

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Episode 288 - Making deals with gorillas

May 23, 2021

Limb lengthening surgery • Honey on everything • The G.O.A.T of fundraisers • 1 item limit at Shoppers Drug Mart • The origins of Mauritians • Crazy 2 wheeling Arabs

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Episode 287 – Eid, Dave Chappelle, & the halal version of WAP

May 15, 2021

Don’t quote Dave Chappelle around your wife • Would you rather fight a leopard or Mike Tyson? • The terrifying anglerfish • Horrible great movie: Battleship • Nicki Minaj follows Mufti Menk

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Episode 286 - Prayer vs shrooms

May 9, 2021

Jake Paul vs Floyd Mayweather’s hat • Muslims vs shoe racks • The age of trolls • Ramadan muscle mass loss • Building a To-Do list during taraweeh

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Episode 285 - Top 5 Nicolas Cage movies

May 2, 2021

Trying out Ross Geller’s Hug and Roll technique • Great horrible movie: Nicolas Cage’s Jiu Jitsu • Muawiz Gardens • Watanabe & Godzilla • Tennis vs squash

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Episode 284 - Penguin fetish

April 24, 2021

Is UFC Ramadan compliant? • Air fryer life • Bring back the woolly mammoth • Attracted to tadpoles • How do you say Pleistocene? • The 2nd hungry podcast of 2021

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Episode 283 - Why cheerleading is so dangerous

April 18, 2021

Cheerleader salaries vs mascot • Bobcat attack • Would you rather be able to dunk or freestyle • Ramadan Kareem! • The 1st hungry podcast of 2021 • Cat throwing Olympics • Tortoises cannot swim!!!

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Episode 282 - Not today, cupcake!

April 11, 2021

Flip-flops in the city is dumb • Fighting dogs vs child boxers • Michael Rapaport VS Durant • Drive-by vaccinations • The Stockton Slap • Ayahuasca for mosque uncles

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Episode 281 - How Jiu-Jitsu saved a life

April 4, 2021

How Jiu Jitsu saved a life • Vijay Mallya – real life Bollywood villain • Highly bingeable Netflix show Drive to Survive • The Honest Thief review • The search for the best fried rice recipe

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Episode 280 - Weird hiccup cures

March 28, 2021

The world’s most dangerous cheese • The fearsome Pakistani rollerblading police • Avoid fights at all costs • Near death ice cream • Lessons from the movie Human Centipede • Shallow breathing gang

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Episode 279 - Bill Burr making the Grammys relevant

March 21, 2021

A bad egg frying injury • The talented Mark Rober • Will Smith’s MIB song still slaps • Stephen Curry is for the kids • Dead award shows • The Mandalorian and WandaVision

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Episode 278 - Royal drama and an intro to boofing

March 14, 2021

Prison muscle explained • The destitute Royals • Self-decapitating slugs • Coughing Uber rider • Beaver cologne • Tupac’s nose piercing • The Terminator’s son • Unlocking DNA

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Episode 277 - Hummingbird smuggler

March 8, 2021

Why beavers shouldn’t be considered rodents • 5 mythical trees • Surprising facts about Canada's wildlife • Explosion of saj in Mississauga • Raptors trade rumors

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Episode 276 - How to lose a dog’s respect

February 28, 2021

Kombucha connoisseur • Espresso is overrated • Risky dudes to marry • Mel Gibson’s Apocalypto • Mario Odyssey • Finding religious loopholes for shrooms • Hand-foot-and-mouth disease from a flood

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Episode 275 - I can smell sneezes

February 20, 2021

Attempting a nerd miracle • Can’t eat baby animals • How the movie Homeward Bound helps with a fever • Count beds instead of sheep • Taking a mask off to sneeze • New career as a bomb sniffer

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Episode 274 - Almost getting scammed

February 14, 2021

Genghis Khan’s tweets • Clean break-ups • What to watch in paradise • Sandra Bullock stans • Khabib Nurmagomedov is concerned about you and your mom • The scam hunter

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Episode 273 - New arms, who dis?

February 7, 2021

Stupidly losing hearing • The first face and double hand transplant • Airline pilots are stealing fresh air • Flying next to a man with halitosis • Mike Tyson embracing the darkness • EDC rabbit hole

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Episode 272 - 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck

February 1, 2021

Getting pickpocketed in Loblaws • Educating Bay street boys on ducks • Old gamer tags • Videogame criminals • Ransom note machine • Angry nerds and GameStop

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Episode 271 - Nose invading robots

January 24, 2021

Driving a U-Haul truck • Buying a chair off the streets of Markham • Lying mirrors • Chef Peppino bombshell revelation • Who stole Michael Cera’s whole flow? • Dancing robots

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Episode 270 - Taboo practice run

January 17, 2021

Short dude struggles on Minder • Are coffee enemas right for you? • Why is Michael Peña a scientologist? • Simon Pegg living out his nerd dreams • Soft White Underbelly on YouTube • Potential wives’ takeover episode

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Episode 269 - What happened to Wesley Snipes?

January 10, 2021

Engineers are getting too confident • Diaper pit crew • How to impress your English teacher • Pixar loves hurting us • A deep dive into Wesley Snipes’ career • A small C&F announcement

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Episode 268 - Praying at the wrong grave

January 3, 2021

Toronto Legend: The Leaping Lawyer of Bay Street • The Chef’s grilled cheese • Harden was most definitely not at a strip club • John Favreau resuscitates Star Wars • The legend of The Poop Knife

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Episode 267 - Tom Cruise goes full Les Grossman

December 27, 2020

Don’t lose a competition with your butt • Tom Cruise goes on an Oscar worthy rant • Tragedy on a Texas tennis court • New Amber Alert drop • How to nap at an Apple factory

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Episode 266 - Short torso gang

December 21, 2020

Defective dog • Guinness World Record poop • Short torso gang unite • Movies: Tenet, Greenland, & GI Joe • Kyrie hurts King James’ feelings • Current state of the Raptors

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Episode 265 - Boggart security system

December 13, 2020

The origins of Groundhog Day • Bad movie review: Deep Impact • DeMar DeRozan doesn’t wear shirts at home • Viggo Mortensen is scary • Odd love for Julia Stiles • Lady octopus can’t find a man

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Episode 264 – Boxing, Dave Chappelle, & Cher saves an elephant

December 6, 2020

Cher ignores orphans • Dave Chappelle asks us to boycott him • Zack Braff’s Garden State • Mike Tyson vs Roy Jones Jr • No suitors from the homeland

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Episode 263 - Chef Peppino - Good food from the boot

November 29, 2020

Do not argue in front of your ingredients • Chef Peppino’s favorite dishes to cook • Food being the center of Italian life • The best type of tomato for your sauce • Being present with your meal

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Episode 262 - Anti homemade sushi

November 22, 2020

Eating McDonald’s at a wedding • The exceedingly wholesome Ted Lasso • Kevin Hart’s newest special • Figure out your better side • Personal buffet at Tremendous • John Depp update

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Episode 261 - Poison frog assassin

November 15, 2020

Testing Toronto slang knowledge • Paying for binge prison • Everything is a game of chess • Movies: Unbreakable + Papillon • A lesson on house eating ants • Watching all of Tom Cruise’s movies

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Episode 260 - Kung Fu fight in Shoppers Drug Mart

November 8, 2020

Learn how to cook Biryani to honour the ancestors • Bear Grylls drinks elephant dung juice • Guns. Lots of guns • Movies: Papillon • Intro to Blaze Pizza • Shiny legs are the same as oily pizza crust

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Episode 259 - Pros and cons of cannibalism

November 1, 2020

High fives vs butt slaps • Rat infested sink hole • A rooster shanks a cop • Khabib Nurmagomedov • Bringing a goat to the cemetery • Thighs with superpowers

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Episode 258 - Hisham Kelati - How can she slap?

October 25, 2020

Lebron James gross feet • Paul George’s baby mama drama • The rare sassy brown dude • Yasin loses his cool • Remembering Harambe • Re-enacting Saving Private Ryan • Shipping via human

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Episode 257 - Murderous penguins

October 18, 2020

Crocodiles should be able to fly • Calorie free way to enjoy a Boston Cream donut • Recreating Cineplex at home • Supportive trainers do not work • Feeding babies like a momma bird

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Episode 256 - Winning over your future father-in-law

October 11, 2020

Why goats lick walls • Glamping experience • Trading samosas for kimchi • Simon the cat & his service aboard the Royal Navy’s HMS Amethyst • Always lawyer up • The most wholesome opening pick up line

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Episode 255 - Wishing for Shahrukh Khan hair

October 4, 2020

Fillet-o-fish cheese never in the centre • The dangerous life of a back up dancer • The LL Cool J pant leg • Trying to become an anime character • Instagram VS Reality • Glamping • Augmented reality bidet

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Episode 254 – The awkward singing uncle

September 27, 2020

Avoiding electrocution while peeing • Dramatically cutting off friends • Finally understanding the saying: Keep your enemies close • Uncles being uncles • Licking a 9-volt battery

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Episode 253 - Cause of death: Rooh Afza

September 20, 2020

Lying babies • Fear of the homeless • Edward Snowden’s on the JRE • Wedding marathon • The football field measuring system • Protein pizza • Aunties can’t cook with measurements

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Episode 252 – Gender reveal wildfires

September 13, 2020

Not enough iman to use a Miswak • Haikyuu!! • No one wants to attend your gender reveal party • Zoom comedy show • Kyle Lowry: The greatest Raptor • Fighting a goose • Bullet ant rite of passage

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Episode 251 – We don’t shoot trying to miss

September 6, 2020

The truth about dad bods • OG’s buzzer beater • Getting fat after marriage • The high price of nikkahs • Autocorrect snafus • RIP Black Panther • Would you take Adderall? • Podcast marriage services

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Episode 250 - Fairmont hopping road trip

August 30, 2020

Traumatic fishing experiences • Tying a worm into a knot • The wife planned luxurious road trip • Jamie Foxx’s new movie: Project Power • Harry Potter in a new movie about jungles

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Episode 249 – Hunting sharks for clout

August 23, 2020

The horrific botfly • How to fight a Canadian Goose • Flying snakes • Eating balut (duck embryo) • How to save the sharks • Nope ropes • Mini kangaroos

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Episode 248 – WAP remix, Netflix recos, & Arab picnics

August 16, 2020

WAP remix by Ben Shapiro • Netflix recos: Only the Brave, Season 2 The Umbrella Academy, Season 2 The Boys • Kat Williams (not Cat Stevens) • Never fight a wrestler • Arabs finding the best picnic spots

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Episode 247 – The most influential animals of 2016

August 9, 2020

Always lawyer up • The criminal psychology rabbit hole • Adam Silver for president • Angry Birds • The baddest killer whale in the world, Tilikum • Long lost elephant friends • China’s strategic use of pandas

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Episode 246 – Not an Eid episode

August 2, 2020

Why do butterflies prefer girls? • Racist hotel walls • Tetris losing streak • Black Panther’s awesome accent • Cousin Will enters the world of Lo-Fi • East Meats West

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Episode 245 – The designated fish wacker

July 26, 2020

Cops shutting down an underground comedy show • The Old Guard • Kanye West wildin • The fall of Rome and meth addiction • Rich dudes and their cars • Nick Cannon really loves his melanin • Creating your survival team

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Episode 244 – Falling in love with a clone

July 20, 2020

The ridiculous court testimony about a marital bed and dog poop • A movie pitch about loss, love, & clones • Lost, but not forgotten, Xbox Live friends • Unexpected bonds through gaming

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Episode 243 – Entanglement & Ron Perlman as a cat

July 12, 2020

Red Table Talk drama with Will Smith and Jada • Using NBA highlights as therapy • The honorable nick name of White Chocolate • Maine Coon Cats • Unattractive leading men

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Episode 242 – The backyard episode

July 5, 2020

Murder sheds • Prejudice against coyotes • A fox as a pet • Should basketball players stop licking their fingers? • Zebra defence • 5 dudes vs a bison • How to attract a female turkey • Anticipating the return of the NBA

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Episode 241 – The spelling bee legend

June 28, 2020

Alligators in Disneyland • The girl that can only walks backwards • Justin Bieber defends himself • Swearing during a Zoom meeting • Odd superpowers • Farts that make you funny

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Episode 240 – Missing imaginary friends

June 21, 2020

Learning about boofing • Covid tests are the new STD tests • Chris D'Elia in hot water • Jagmeet Singh calls out a racist with no take backs • Disrupting engineering classes

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Episode 239 – Selling your nephew for parts

June 14, 2020

The truth about Nando’s Peri Peri sauce • Dave Chappelle’s newest: 8:46 • Selling a human on Kijiji • Stealing rich people’s air • The importance of the egg + gun combo • A squirrel is just a fancy rat

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Episode 238 - Snitching aunties

June 7, 2020

Dangers of hugging in a food court • The Dracula parrot • The return of the NBA • Movies: Kingdom of Heaven, Alita: Battle Angel • Fix your running mechanic! • Animals reclaiming Toronto • Whale showers Yasin & Syed are the hosts of the weekly Crash & Flow podcast. They talk about stand-up comedy, movies, TV shows, animals, relationships, travel, life, MMA, and whatever rabbit hole they recently fell into. Special guests often stop by the Toronto studio to chat as well.

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Episode 237 – Flip-flop robbery & toddler tripping

May 31, 2020

Flip-flop robbery • Surviving a waterless blackout • Cicadas return after 17 years • Rick & Morty is back! • Centipedes are bros • Dej Poetry Jam • The mosque with the best carpet • Butt hunting snakes • Vaccinating Pink Panther

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Episode 236 – Break up music, UFOs & Quarantine Eid

May 24, 2020

Breakup recovery with John Mayer • Reverse parallel universe • UFOs are real! • The godfather of podcasting goes to Spotify • Sad Twitch fans • Karen doesn’t want to wear a mask

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Episode 235 – The vampire that refuses to workout

May 17, 2020

Cringe gyal Lilly Singh • Defending Jacob on Apple TV+ • Robert Pattinson hates the gym • Michael Jordan creating imaginary beef to win • The horrors of working with milk • Taser defence

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Episode 234 – Murder hornets, Tekashi 69’s return, & samurai bees

May 10, 2020

The way of the samurai bee • Elon Musk’s baby’s name • Neural link • Tekashi 69 is back • Adele controversy and fat voices • Unreal CrossFit athletes • Amber Heard update

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Episode 233 – Gun bunnies and indoor broccoli

May 3, 2020

New Canadian gun ban • Air Fryer dreams • Sprouting broccoli indoors •   Mayor Bonnie Crombie allows the call to prayer • Rude cop horses • Running from fires and snakes • Supporters of moon math

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Episode 232 – Samosa season

April 26, 2020

The kidnapping solution • The new Michael Jordan documentary: The Last Dance • Autograph rejection • Polyamory • Dark sci fi movies of the 90s • Netflix’s prayer tracker

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Episode 231 – The squirrels are taking over

April 19, 2020

OnlyFans and sad simps • Update on that B Carole Baskin • Movies: Underwater, The Meg, & The Shape of Water • Sleeping with a mermaid • Female hurricane names • Protecting the home turf

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Episode 230 - Cannibal food reviews

April 12, 2020

Louis CK’s new special • Pre-seasoned uncles • The Failure of Rainfurrest • Plaque is no laughing matter • Vin Diesel as Bloodshot • Bad Boys 3 • Speaking moistly

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Episode 229 – Hey all you cool cats & kittens, I might have killed my husband

April 5, 2020

The disappointing truth about Joe Exotic • Doc Antle setting the record straight • The nutty Carol Baskin • Meth is a hell of a drug • Justice for Johnny Depp update • Amber Heard’s plan backfires

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Episode 228 - New routines & gaming with Malaysians

March 29, 2020

Rubbing chicken on walls • Lost without the NBA • New routines • Lost gains • Intermittent fasting • Playing Overcooked with Malaysians • Animals that can see with their skin

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Episode 227 – Old news, potato canons, and pangolins

March 22, 2020

Toilet paper panic • The forgotten bidet • Home defense potato canons • The nervous rodent • Isolating the culprit • The Canadian response • Drake needs to fund vaccine research

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Episode 226 – Getting high on pufferfish toxins

March 15, 2020

Lighting ear hair on fire • The best new VIP theater in the GTA • Muslim mass exodus from Demetres to D Spot • Movies: 21 Bridges, Jumanji 2, 1917, Spenser Confidential, MIB 3 • 9 other possible names for the Raptors

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Episode 225 – Super spicy Paqui chips every 2 minutes

March 8, 2020

Life altering events & living life on autopilot • Spicy frogs of the Amazon • Rooh afza, the nectar of desis • Store bought kulfi vs homemade • Euphoric experiences with spicy food • Badminton rackets vs wasps

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Episode 224 - Chivalrous spiders & the benevolent pimp  

March 1, 2020

On this episode:

Scientists with weird kinks • Fake hyena penises • Mating habits of flying squirrels • Parasite & Snowpiercer • Prince Andrew & the Epstein Scandal • The Sheridan escort ring

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Episode 223 – Online dating, catfishing, & the perfect bank heist

February 23, 2020

On this episode:

Angles, filters, makeup, & beards • Called out for bad cake cutting skills • Playing with Mercury • The luxury of a good bowel movement • The crazy journey of Monarch butterflies • Forcing engineers to hang with nurses

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Episode 222 – Amber Heard vs Johnny Depp

February 16, 2020

On this episode:

Amber Heard gaslighting and hitting Captain Jack Sparrow • Dating a fork thrower • Table 19 and other Anna Kendrick movie recommendations • UFC 247 • The Raps current win streak • Rebel Wilson

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Episode 221 – Combating rude people with extreme awkwardness

February 9, 2020

On this episode:

Don't F**k With Cats • Tom Hanks’ son speaking in a Jamaican Patois accent • Learning Spanish • Getting yelled at by an 80-year-old man in the movie theater • Should you get a personal trainer?

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Episode 220 – Don’t covet my wife, bro

February 2, 2020

On this episode:

The Corona virus • Bride kidnapping • The problem with zombie movies • The mind of Aaron Hernandez • Tom Cruise has no fear • Bat soup • Pepé Le Pew is a dumb skunk • Always play your strength

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Episode 219 – The scent of a 90’s aunty

January 26, 2020

A little late with Lilly Singh • Anti-Skip CD players • Ducks and slugs • The YouTube algorithm • The suspicious new Conor McGregor • Jimmy Fallon • Removing blockages • Elizabeth Arden Red Door

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Episode 218 – Getting stabbed with a nail file

January 19, 2020

On this (slightly dark) episode:

How childhood experiences affect adulthood • The Witcher review • What The Walking Dead could have been • The Butterfly Effect • Feeling the edge of your psyche • Why you should always bring a Ziplock bag with you when you travel

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Episode 217 – Should Tekashi 69 become Muslim?

January 15, 2020

On this episode:

Wishing we could dance • Trump would be a horrible a Muslim • Kevin Hart’s surprisingly heartfelt Netflix show “Don’t F*ck this up” • Dane Cook’s evil brother • Feeling bad for the white folks that come on time to a brown wedding

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Episode 216 – The questionable mating rituals of insects

January 5, 2020

On this episode:

The sad life of a male anglerfish • Countries trying out animal mating rituals • The female duck maze • Should we give up on pandas? • Vicious martens • Hot air balloons in Turkey • Dehydration via crying

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Episode 215 – Are beards makeup for men?

December 30, 2019

Yasin & Syed are the hosts of the weekly Crash & Flow podcast. They talk about stand-up comedy, movies, TV shows, animals, relationships, travel, life, MMA, and whatever rabbit hole they recently fell into. Special guests often stop by the Toronto studio to chat as well. On this episode:

Butt munching • 6 Underground • Are beards make-up for men? • 6lack • Kumail Nanjiani’s crazy transformation • Listening to Frank Ocean • TMZ • Dinosaurs that dodged the asteroids

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Episode 214 – Shawarma CPR

December 22, 2019

Yasin & Syed are the hosts of the weekly Crash & Flow podcast. They talk about stand-up comedy, movies, TV shows, animals, relationships, travel, life, MMA, and whatever rabbit hole they recently fell into. Special guests often stop by the Toronto studio to chat as well. On this episode:

First time eating sushi • Watching a Raptors game in an executive suite • Hyperbaric chamber therapy • Prime recommendations • The Mandalorian • Crazy Kumail Nanjiani transformation • Pubic hair • Jack Ryan

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Episode 213 – The importance of comedy after the apocalypse

December 15, 2019

Yasin & Syed are the hosts of the weekly Crash & Flow podcast. They talk about stand-up comedy, movies, TV shows, animals, relationships, travel, life, MMA, and whatever rabbit hole they recently fell into. Special guests often stop by the Toronto studio to chat as well. On this episode:

Nudist beaches • Fighting general anesthesia • Syed dealing with baby questions • People watching during Christmas • Crazy dude identifying as white • How does one become a proctologist?

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Episode 212 – Vacation nipple vs. gym nipple

December 8, 2019

Yasin & Syed are the hosts of the weekly Crash & Flow podcast. They talk about stand-up comedy, movies, TV shows, animals, relationships, travel, life, MMA, and whatever rabbit hole they recently fell into. Special guests often stop by the Toronto studio to chat as well. On this episode:

Toronto’s smiling serial shitter • Slimy Bikram Choudhury • Woke tourists in Jamaica • Nipple shame • Seasonal depression • Kothu roti • Blood bending vampire dream

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Episode 211 – Luke Lynndale - 40 comedy shows in 30 days

December 1, 2019

Toronto based comedian, actor, and producer Luke Lynndale stops by the studio to chat with Yasin and Syed about

What makes improv special and why you should try it • Organizing and producing comedy shows in the GTA • The skill of reading a room • Luke’s major takeaways from completing his 40 comedy shows in 30 days • Stories vs one liners

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Episode 210 – Aggressive Netflix recommendations

November 24, 2019

Yasin & Syed are the hosts of the weekly Crash & Flow podcast. They talk about stand-up comedy, movies, TV shows, animals, relationships, travel, life, MMA, and whatever rabbit hole they recently fell into. Special guests often stop by the Toronto studio to chat as well. On this episode:

50 Shades of Grey • Shrinking friend circles • Grey’s Anatomy • Maniac Muslim • The Lethal Weapon TV show • Tourettes • Lost men • Shrinking friend circles • Mind control experiments • Stephenie Meyer

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Episode 209 – The importance of being a consistent goon

November 17, 2019

Yasin & Syed are the hosts of the weekly Crash & Flow podcast. They talk about stand-up comedy, movies, TV shows, animals, relationships, travel, life, MMA, and whatever rabbit hole they recently fell into. Special guests often stop by the Toronto studio to chat as well. On this episode:

Spare kids • Lo Fi 2Pac • Testaments of the Doom Slayer and the Doom soundtrack • Shopping haul videos vs unboxing videos • Death threats sent to a doctor • Crazy Chinese CRISPR experiments

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Episode 208 – Kody – The snake breeding marathon runner

November 11, 2019

The effortlessly cool Kody stops by the studio to chat about:

His fascinating past as a reptile breeder • Achieving the runner’s high • Apple pies • Marathon running • • What to do when you lose a glow in the dark scorpion • The hierarchy of pet owners • Playing snake matchmaker

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Episode 207 – The librarian from Minder

November 3, 2019

Yasin & Syed are the hosts of the weekly Crash & Flow podcast. They talk about stand-up comedy, movies, TV shows, animals, relationships, travel, life, MMA, and whatever rabbit hole they recently fell into. Special guests often stop by the Toronto studio to chat as well. On this episode:

Getting older • Discovering the Pso-rite • Drinking raw eggs • Fearless Motivation • Captain Sinbad’s impression of David Goggins • Leaf cutter ants • Shroud moves to Mixer! • The librarian from Minder

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Episode 206 – Anyway, here’s Wonderwall

October 27, 2019

Yasin & Syed are the hosts of the weekly Crash & Flow podcast. They talk about stand-up comedy, movies, TV shows, animals, relationships, travel, life, MMA, and whatever rabbit hole they recently fell into. Special guests often stop by the Toronto studio to chat as well.

Spicy P’s new contract • The fall of the king, Conor McGregor • China’s beef with the NBA & Blizzard • Blood straws for vampires • The Joker not as dark as Oldboy • Digital Corridor • Frowning at weddings

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Episode 205 – The traditional New York Trip & seeing Andrew Schulz live

October 20, 2019

Yasin & Syed are the hosts of the weekly Crash & Flow podcast. They talk about stand-up comedy, movies, TV shows, animals, relationships, travel, life, MMA, and, whatever rabbit hole they recently fell into. Special guests often stop by the Toronto studio to chat as well.

Their trip to New York • Stand up comedy • Seeing Andrew Schulz live • Forced marriage in a dream • The amazing bread at Carmine’s • The full elephant experience • Cancerous nachos • The Comic Strip

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Episode 204 – Imaginary arguments & the wind passing passenger

October 13, 2019

Yasin & Syed are the hosts of the weekly Crash & Flow podcast. They talk about stand-up comedy, movies, TV shows, animals, relationships, travel, life, MMA, and, whatever rabbit hole they recently fell into. Special guests often stop by the Toronto studio to chat as well.

Sitting beside a fidgeter • Imaginary arguments and fights • Getting assaulted by wind on a plane • Producer dreams • Woman hires a serial killer to off her husband • How to float • Iceland hot springs

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Episode 203 – Hazem – Life on the no-fly list

October 6, 2019

OG supporter of the podcast Hazem stops by the studio to chat about:

Being on the no-fly list and the hoops he needs to jump through to visit home • Getting interrogated by the FBI • Living in China and Malaysia • Debate tournaments • The difference between a no-fly list and a no-bus list

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Episode 202 – Aggressive whisperers & the brownface debacle

September 29, 2019

Yasin & Syed are the hosts of the weekly Crash & Flow podcast. They talk about stand-up comedy, movies, TV shows, animals, relationships, travel, life, MMA, and, whatever rabbit hole they recently fell into. Special guests often stop by the Toronto studio to chat as well.

Justin Trudeau in brownface • Orlando Bloom & Cara Delavigne in Carnival Row • Aggressive whisperers • Missing out on Christmas • Hugo Boss’s ties to the Nazi party • MCing the MAX Pre-Gala Reception 

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Episode 200 – Eric Vaz – The Inescapable Jackie Chan

September 15, 2019

The guys celebrate their 200th episode with none other than the Head Nerd in Charge, Eric Vaz. They chat about:

Will Smith • Bad Boys for Life • That emotional episode of Fresh Prince • Disney Plus • Bringing a gun to a ball court • Rush Hour 4 rumours & Jackie Chan • Image Comics • Meeting Hakeem Olajuwon • the upcoming Joker movie

A big thank you to our listeners for rocking with us thus far!

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Episode 199 – Haze – Battle rap, hip-hop feuds, & Call of Duty

September 8, 2019

Up and coming Toronto hip-hop artist Haze visits the Crash & Flow studio to chat with Yasin & Syed about:

His new album: Walk in My Shoes https://spoti.fi/2NG75pT • Call of Duty • Rap beefs • Drake’s unheard response to Pusha T • Mumble freestyle

Haze’s IG: https://www.instagram.com/haze6ix/

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Episode 198 – Michael Moses –Stand up comedy and baby face Stephen A. Smith

September 1, 2019

Toronto based stand up comedian Michael Moses chat with Yasin & Syed about:

Avoiding death while skiing

The unique comedy scene in Hamilton

Bombing on stage

Sport talk shows

Toronto Comedy Brawl

Michael’s Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnmj25jM3MWSWE8gkYKfVyg/featured

Michael’s IG:

https://www.instagram.com/_michaelmoses_/

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Episode 197 – Jibreel & Bilal Moore of Mustaqeem

August 25, 2019

Jibreel and Bilal return to the Crash & Flow studio to talk about the current state of Star Wars, the evolution of their music, and their new album JAMTEM. They also get into anime, paying dues, and a wild story about a wedding gig and a fearless auntie.

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Episode 196 – First day of kindergarten & spirit animals

August 18, 2019

Yasin & Syed are the hosts of the weekly Crash & Flow podcast. They talk about stand-up comedy, movies, TV shows, animals, relationships, travel, life, MMA, and, whatever rabbit hole they recently fell into. Special guests often stop by the Toronto studio to chat as well.

The guys take a quiz to find their spirit animals

Their drastically different memories of their first day of kindergarten

Seeing Nelly and TLC in concert

Guns and home invasion

Twitch vs. Ninja

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Episode 195 – Online dating & alt-right Slytherins

August 11, 2019

Yasin & Syed are the hosts of the weekly Crash & Flow podcast. They talk about stand-up comedy, movies, TV shows, animals, relationships, travel, life, MMA, and, whatever rabbit hole they recently fell into. Special guests often stop by the Toronto studio to chat as well.

Online dating and ghosting

Trying new things and contentment

Interviewing a serial killer

How Julia Stiles would be the perfect friend

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Episode 194 – Smell-O-Vision 2.0

August 4, 2019

Yasin & Syed are the hosts of the weekly Crash & Flow podcast. They talk about stand-up comedy, movies, TV shows, animals, relationships, travel, life, MMA, and, whatever rabbit hole they recently fell into. Special guests often stop by the Toronto studio to chat as well.

This week they guys chat about:

What Will Smith smells like

An invention better than Cineplex D-Box seats

The YouTube documentary about Eugenia Cooney’s recovery

Flavoured condoms

Finding bald heroes

Awkward situations during Jiu Jitsu

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Episode 193 – Corpse pose on the kitchen floor

July 29, 2019

Yasin and Syed chat about IG fitness influencers, the HBO documentary Leaving Neverland, and weird cultural practices. Yasin runs through a few quick movie recommendations, and Syed talks about how he tried getting his dad to do yoga.

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Episode 192 – Alien dreams and Aziz Ansari’s new special

July 21, 2019

Yasin and Syed chat about the clout chasing ice cream licker, Louis CK, and Aziz Ansari’s new comedy special. They also talk about Bob Lazar and his work at Area 51, alien dreams and Syed’s stay in a UK yacht hotel.

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Episode 191 – Rush Kazi – Cults, cow brains, and deep-sea horrors

July 14, 2019

Toronto based stand up comedian Rush Kazi chat with Yasin & Syed about:

Ocean horrors that keep her up at night

The Beyond Meat burger

Eating brains vs tongues

The Chef Show on Netflix

Joining an engineering cult

Bangladeshi vs Pakistani beef

Voiceover word for The Expanse

 

Check out Rush here: http://rushkazi.com/

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Episode 190 – The most dangerous animals from each province & reusing date spots

July 7, 2019

Yasin and Syed chat about dog breed bigotry, tiger attacks in India, and reusing date spots in the GTA. They run through a list of animals most likely to kill you in each province, Yasin shares the clarity he experienced during his fever dream and they guys go on to talk about a very cool and necessary organization called The Ocean Clean Up.

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Episode 189 - Revisiting the Raptors championship run & peeling an orange under duress

June 30, 2019

Yasin and Syed chat about the new Godzilla movie, starting a new company specializing in living room forts, and questionable methods of the show Beyond Scared Straight. They also look back at the Raptors amazing championship run and their experiences at the Raptors parade.

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Episode 188 – Hassan Phills – Stand-up comedy, judgmental uncles, & watching movies by yourself

June 23, 2019

Vancouver-based stand-up comedian, Hassan Phills, stops by the studio to chat about the perils of refereeing a men’s basketball league, which nationality has the best calves, and how to impress girls in the Philippines. They guys also talk about racial profiling during Umrah, getting stuck in an accessible washroom, and the comedy scene in Vancouver.

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Episode 187 – Reem Ahmed - MasterChef Canada, postpartum anxiety, & perfect poached eggs

June 16, 2019

Reem Ahmed, a top 10 finalist of MasterChef season 5, chats with Yasin and Syed about her experience on the show, and how cooking became a way for her to deal with postpartum depression and anxiety. She also shares how she went from graduating from biomedical engineering to cooking and how therapy has had a positive effect on her life and family.

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Episode 186 – Hisham Kelati – Dumbledore’s fixer, evil board meetings, and Dungeons & Dragons

June 9, 2019

The very funny and huggable Hisham returns to the studio to school the guys on Dungeons & Dragons. He talks about his role as a soul crushing Dungeon Master and what happens to a man when his 2-year-old character dies as a result of a bad dice roll. They also talk about fan fiction and casting themselves in the world of Harry Potter and Yasin shares his character as Dumbledore’s wetwork specialist. The nerd is strong in this episode, we hope you love it!

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Episode 185 – Post-Eid Resolutions, Chernobyl, & The Raptors

June 2, 2019

Yasin and Syed chat about Ali Wong’s new Netflix movie, Always Be My Maybe and HBO’s haunting miniseries based on the Chernobyl disaster. They go on to talk about post-Eid resolutions and bask in the happiness of the Raptors’ playoff run.

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Episode 184 – Recommendation etiquette & Symposium PTSD

May 26, 2019

Yasin and Syed go through a few movie recommendations, photography tricks, and Love Death + Robots. Syed explains his pet peeve around referrals and Yasin explains why he can never go back to Symposium.

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Episode 183 – Decoding the weirdest dm slide

May 18, 2019

Yasin & Syed talk about new realizations due to fasting, emotional eating, and inaccurate schoolyard insults. They also try their best to figure out the thought process behind a horrible DM slide by a dude in fluorescent shorts and crocks.

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Episode 182 – Avengers Endgame Discussion

May 12, 2019

The Crash & Flow nerd crew assemble to talk about Marvel’s love letter to their fans: Avengers Endgame. This is a spoiler-filled review where they talk about things viewers might have missed, the gut-wrenching deaths, favourite moments, and theories of where the MCU franchise will go from here.

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Episode 181 - Disappointing aunties at weddings & Chris D’Elia’s impression of Eminem

May 5, 2019

Yasin and Syed chat about Toronto slang, the Cardi B controversy, and how to disappoint an auntie at a wedding. They also get into the unexpected feature in a Logic and Eminem song, and a man having a breakdown over meat at Iqbal Halal Foods.

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Episode 180 - Hisham Kelati - High tension during a Bollywood movie & the genius that is Donald Glover

April 28, 2019

Hisham is back by popular demand! The guys chat about the Third World Squat, getting their parents to watch fantasy movies, and the danger of watching certain Bollywood movies with family. They also get into Syed’s beef with police horses, Harrison Ford’s awesome kitchen, and the unstoppable Donald Glover.

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Episode 179 - Return of the Bad Boys & breaking into Azkaban

April 22, 2019

Yasin & Syed talk about Netflix’s new horror movie The Silence, the return of Bad Boys and, what makes a good guy movie. They also get into queen bees, how Karate helped with coordination, and Syed gets upset about Yasin’s high praise of Dave Bautista.

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Episode 178 - A surreal party at a millionaire’s loft & salmon cannons

April 14, 2019

Yasin and Syed chat about the dangers of elephant rides, the stresses of lake ownership, and attending a surreal party at a millionaire’s loft in Toronto. The guys also talk about the Raptor’s disappointing first playoff game and a thrilling documentary called Free Solo where legendary climber Alex Honnold attempts to climb El Capitan.

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Episode 177- Traps, catfishing, & oddly attractive Disney characters

April 7, 2019

The guys talk about a crazy catfishing story that involves lupus, boredom, a married couple, and Charlamagne Tha God. They also get into John Oliver slamming Jay Leno, their favorite small versions of big dogs, and a nutty episode of Snapchat’s relationship show called Second Chance where a suspicious girlfriend sets up a trap to catch her boyfriend cheating.

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Episode 176 - The incredibly strong dating game of bowerbirds

March 31, 2019

Yasin and Syed talk about the horrific sex lives of ducks, their fear of dying while in the shower, and trying to harness the motivation of a samurai. They also get into funerals with arrows, the crazy courtship of Bowerbirds, and Syed shares his skippydeedoo mindset.

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Episode 175 - Eric Vaz - Captain Marvel

March 24, 2019

Crash and Flow’s Head-Nerd-In-Charge (H.N.I.C) joins Yasin and Syed to review the rather enjoyable Captain Marvel. They chat about what’s really inside a flerken stomach, young Nick Fury, and quickly trace the confusing Tesseract timeline. Grab your nerd notebook people! This episode will get you ready for Avenger’s Endgame!

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Episode 174 - The serial dine & dasher, & the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

March 17, 2019

Yasin & Syed talk about the early comedy years in New York and the incredibly charming show: The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. They also chat about mixed feelings around racoon fur, an LA serial dine & dasher, and how a fox sighting can change your life.

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Episode 173 - The Fyre Festival & reminiscing about the Backstreet Boys

March 10, 2019

Yasin & Syed chat about J curve vs S curve spines, Tyga being dragged out of a party like a toddler, and the Fyre Festival. Yasin shares the story of the first time he attended a high-school party and how similar it was to Alessia Cara’s song “Here” & Syed lets slip his surprising in-depth knowledge of the Backstreet Boys.

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Episode 172 - The most ridiculous baby names & the sad story of Nigel

March 3, 2019

Yasin and Syed chat about a terrifying Netflix show called Dirty John, how to haggle if you find yourself in Mauritius, and how Psy showed 100% commitment to his art by yelling at butts. Syed shares a story about a kid named Nigel who, after moving from England to Texas had to join a gang of misfits to survive.

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Episode 171 - Our strangest fears

February 24, 2019

Yasin & Syed talk about the dark side of the internet, crazy rooftopping videos, and a leopard attack in India. Yasin goes on to share a list of his weirdest persistent fears and Syed tried to find the funny in each one.

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Episode 170 - Shaz - Eating until you hate yourself & why lions hate flash photography

February 17, 2019

The always entertaining Shaz returns to the podcast to chat about a tiger attacking his kid with pee, eating until you hate yourself & forced playground marriages. The guys also talk about a crazy wedding in Markham that featured a lion almost eating some kids & the lengths they’d go to listen to music when they were young.

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Episode 169 - Raz (Razeem) - Rapper, recording artist, & songwriter

February 10, 2019

The talented and thoughtful Razeem chats with Yasin and Syed about how the development of rock music differs from that of hip-hop and how that informs his creative process. A process that allows him to create his unique sound, blending the large sound of stadium rock and heartfelt hip-hop. He also gets into his love of creating music specifically to be performed live and how the lessons he learned while playing high level baseball has helped him in music career.

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Episode 168 - The AI takeover, night terrors, & Bird Box

February 3, 2019

Yasin and Syed chat about the terrifying surreal art of H.R.Giger, the unseen creatures in Bird Box, and The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. They also talk about M Night Shyamalan’s road to redemption, a night terror episode involving a fire, and Kawhi Leonard’s new house in San Diego.

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Episode 167 - OG movie pirating, Gumball 3000, & unpaid NCAA athletes

January 27, 2019

Yasin and Syed chat about the early days of movie piracy, NinjaVideo, and Winamp (the music player that is said to whip the Llama’s ass). They talk about John Oliver’s episode on college basketball, the outrageousness of Gumball 3000 and the perils of being poor and having the name Maximillian.

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Episode 166 – Hamid Malik - Street fights, school fights, & new fatherhood

January 22, 2019

The lovable and entertaining Hamid Malik chats with the guys about surviving a school where the teachers beat the kids, a near death experience in a bus, and how a fight broke out over deodorant while playing basketball. They go on to talk about reconnecting with a former bully, the importance of drinking milk in Pakistan, & Hamid, being a new dad, shares his stories about raising a kid that has no fear.

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Episode 165 - All the things that make us cry

January 13, 2019

Yasin and Syed chat about disappointing bath bombs, the Raptors, and why they can’t watch football highlights anymore.  They also list off all the things that made them tear up. The list includes: Dobby from Harry Potter, the movie Lion, when Naruto saved his village, and the show called This Is Us.

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Episode 164 – Hisham Kelati – Stand up comedy & playing with fire

January 7, 2019

Writer and stand-up comedian Hisham chats with Yasin and Syed about the time he set his Mom’s kitchen on fire, the Toronto Comedy Brawl, and war stories from his time at Winner’s. They also talk about volunteer work turning into child labour, joke stealing, and Sir Ben Kingsley.

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IG: https://www.instagram.com/hishamkelati/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/hishamkelati?lang=en

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Episode 163 – Weird pet peeves & surviving 6 concussions

December 30, 2018

Yasin and Syed chat about the awesome VR game called Super Hot and playing boardgames where the teams are Elder Millennials vs Younger Millennials. They also talk about a 6-time concussion survivor, odd pet peeves about spatial awareness, and Tom Hardy’s new dark and gritty show, Taboo.

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Episode 162 - 23andMe & Super Smash Bros Ultimate

December 23, 2018

Yasin and Syed do a show-and-tell session of a groomsman kit (from Crash & Flow regular Eric!) and chat about being the weakest player at a Smash Bros party. They unbox their “23andme” kits, talk about the high possibility that they have some Mongolian genetics and Tariq Mosque’s legendary Friday burgers.

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Episode 161 – Sweaty massage therapists & Killmonger’s depression

December 16, 2018

Yasin and Syed chat about inadvertently getting a psychotherapy session while receiving a massage and Michael B. Jordan’s depression after his role as Kilmonger. Syed talks about Steven Rinella’s new cook book that has instructions on how to cook squirrels and Yasin talks about his plans for self care December.

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Episode 160 - Cafeteria brawls & The Rock’s Titan Games

December 9, 2018

Yasin and Syed chat about bad sport parents and reminisce about the early days of digital piracy where they used LimeWire and Kazaa to make that perfect mix CD. They also talk about buff animals, The Rock’s newest show, and the video games they spent the most time on growing up. Syed tells one of his many school fight stories and Yasin recounts the time he hit someone with an apple (accidently…).

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Episode 159 - Animals you're glad are extinct & Hasan Minhaj’s Patriot Act

December 2, 2018

Yasin and Syed do one of their favourite things and go through a list about animals. This time it’s about scary animals that thankfully no longer exist. They go on to talk about embryotic learning, the terrifying Ball-Cutter fish, and Hassan Minaj’s new Netflix series: Patriot Act. Yasin explains the agreement he made with centipedes and Syed goes on a horse poop rant.

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Episode 158 - Revenge movies & brain damaging slugs

November 26, 2018

Yasin and Syed discuss the terrifying story of an Australian kid becoming paralyzed due to a brain parasite from a slug and why they don’t believe the official story. They also chat about "The Count of Monte Cristo", their favorite revenge movies, and come up with a list of the top 5 trade skills you’ll need to survive in the zombie apocalypse.

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Episode 157 - Foad HP - Edgy jokes & how to throw the best elbows

November 18, 2018

Actor, writer, and stand-up comedian Foad HP returns for another awesome episode. The guys chat about the risks that come with telling edgy jokes, what happens if you threaten your English teacher with a plastic fork and martial arts movies. Foad talks about his time as a writer for “This Hour Has 22 Minutes”, the best way to throw your elbows, and how the movie American Psycho is actually a comedy.

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Episode 156 – The Instagram drug & the toys we still want

November 11, 2018

Yasin and Syed talk about their favorite Disney movies, the monumental let-down of the show Lost, and the Vin Diesel and Rock beef. Yasin breathes a sigh of a relief after finding out that Micheal Buble did not quit the music game and Syed explains his sad relationship with Toys“R”Us.

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Episode 155 - The cannabis dispensary robbery & Halloween in the ghetto

November 4, 2018

Yasin and Syed chat about going to juvenile detention for being late to class, erupting volcanos, & Halloween in the ghetto. Yasin tells a story about his friend getting robbed at a dispensary and Syed explains how he can feel the presence of ghosts and what not to do in a roman candle fight.

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Episode 154 - Eric Vaz & Antoine Bridge - Venom review & a Star Wars rant

October 28, 2018

The Crash & Flow nerd crew assembles to chat about the surprisingly not-horrible Venom movie. They go on to talk about who should have been casted as Carnage, the Disney – Fox deal and Yasin goes on a furious rant about the current state of Star Wars.

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Episode 153 – The untold tennis story & Drake’s interview with The King

October 21, 2018

Yasin and Syed chat about wearing flip flops on date nights, getting sprayed by an elephant, and Mo Amer’s newest stand-up special: The Vagabond. They go on to chat about LeBron James’ barbershop interview with Drake and Syed finally talks about the time he played tennis semi-professionally.

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Episode 152 – Claude Patrick – Head coach at Core BJJ & former UFC fighter

October 14, 2018

Coach Claude Patrick visits the Crash & Flow studio to chat with Yasin and Syed about the early days of mixed martial arts in the GTA as well as the results of UFC 229. He also gets into predictions for the next super fight, the future of Belator, and his martial arts academy called Core Jiu Jitsu located in Mississauga.

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Bonus Episode - UFC 229 Post Fight Reactions Khabib vs McGregor

October 8, 2018

Yasin and Syed sit down for a quick episode to discuss the craziest UFC fight night to date. They talk about the fights and the post-fight brawl where Khabib Nurmagomedov went full eagle!

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Episode 151 - Ridwaanah Ali - Paediatric Registered Nurse

October 7, 2018

Ridwaanah sits with Yasin and Syed to chat about her journey into nursing and completing clinicals with a torn meniscus (yeesh). They go on to talk about the perils of Minder, how to deal with shift work, and her dark sense of humor. Then, arguably the best part of the podcast, Ridwaanah shares the hilarious story of a double date at a Khalid concert that wasn't a double date… Buckle up people!

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Episode 150 - Camping & an introduction to daggering

September 30, 2018

Yasin and Syed debrief their recent camping trip in the rugged wild of Burlington, Ontario. They go on to talk about slap competitions, NYPD informants, and an alternate Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle universe. Also, Yasin shows Syed a video of daggering which has changed both of their lives.

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Episode 149 – Pink rhino horns & Louis CK's return

September 23, 2018

Yasin and Syed chat about trying to find a rare type of kombucha, homophobic rhino hunters, and Louis CK’s controversial return to stand up comedy. They go on to talk about brisket, green pee, & how glow-in-the-dark kids are made. Yes, this podcast is like a fever dream.

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Episode 148 - Shaz - UFC 229 Khabib Nurmagomedov vs Conor McGregor

September 16, 2018

After a long absence, Shaz returns to the Crash & Flow studio to break down the most anticipated UFC fight of the year. The guys go through the card, make their predictions, & collectively pray that all fighters stay healthy and make weight. They also talk about subway fights, the Raptors, & the experience of dining in the dark.

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Episode 147 - Salama Mohamad - Science based fitness writer & personal trainer

September 8, 2018

Science based fitness writer and personal trainer Salama Mohamed chats with Yasin and Syed about jiu jitsu, performance enhancing drugs, and intermittent fasting. Salama also gets into diets, meal plans, creatine, and a whole lot of fitness related stuff. Don’t miss this information packed episode, people!

Check out his IG here @madegains

Meal Plan site: https://www.madegains.com/meal-plan-master/

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Episode 146 - Top 10 dangerous animals and bubble tea rock bottom

September 2, 2018

Yasin & Syed go through a list of the top 10 most dangerous animals in the world and try to figure out why anyone would want to eat a puffer fish. They go on to talk about why they would never skydive and how ants can be used as stitches. Yasin talks about hitting bubble tea rock bottom and Syed shares his knowledge about muscular cows.

The list: https://www.conservationinstitute.org/top-10-dangerous-animals-in-the-world/

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Episode 145 - Female Power Rangers, Turkish baths, & The Expanse

August 29, 2018

Yasin and Syed talk gym etiquette, female power rangers, & the antics of creepy dudes. Syed successfully sells us on Turkish baths by describing his lavish experience at a Hamam in great detail. Yasin explains why everyone should be watching the new Sci-Fi show “The Expanse” & how a novel is reviving his dead imagination.

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Episode 144 - Taste testing Javaria's Artisan Ice Cream

August 19, 2018

Founder & ice cream maker Javaria graciously sent over a few samples to the Crash & Flow studio. Naturally, Yasin & Syed happily taste test the samples in this episode and were completely blown away! They also go on to talk about UFC 227 & the HUGE announcement of Khabib Nurmagomedov fighting Conor McGregor in UFC 229!!! 

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Episode 143 – Salma Hindy – Stand-up comedian & MAX Artist of the Year nominee

August 12, 2018

Salma Hindy returns to the Crash & Flow studio for another hilarious episode. She tells the story about a very memorable night at The Toronto Comedy Brawl involving a clown, poop jokes, & getting the biggest laugh of the evening. They go on to talk about the importance of therapy, what they’d do during an earthquake, & Salma’s Mom’s funny reaction to her Artist of the Year nomination.

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Episode 142 – Eric Vaz – Ant-Man & the Wasp

August 5, 2018

Crash & Flow veteran Eric Vaz joins the guys for a late review of Ant-Man & the Wasp (SPOILERS!!!). However, before they talk about the movie, Eric tells the story of his broken toe. This obviously prompts Yasin and Syed to also talk about the various things they’ve broken. They close off this episode with general Marvel nerd goodness. It’s a classic C&F nerd episode!

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Episode 141 - IG model bit by a shark & the boys in the cave

July 29, 2018

How can Yasin and Syed not talk about the Instagram model that got bit by a shark? They also talk about the kids trapped in a cave in Thailand and who to cast in the movie based on the events (yes, Mark Wahlberg is the lead). Syed ponders on which limb to give up first in a cannibal situation and Yasin mulls over life as a fisherman in a matriarchal tribe.

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Episode 140 - Raptors' Kawhi Leonard - Demar DeRozan trade & stand-up comedy at a campsite

July 22, 2018

The guys chat about the Raptors’ blockbuster Kawhi Leonard–DeMar DeRozan trade and how Masai can bribe Kawhi to stay. They also get into possibly writing a rap song, an impromptu stand-up set at a campsite, and mix race relationships.

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Episode 139 - The BBQ that wasn’t a BBQ & Peru’s dog shipping agency

July 15, 2018

The guys talk about Russel Peters accusing Trevor Noah of joke stealing, Syed’s recent frisbee accident, and a dog shipping agency in Peru.  They also work out a strategy on how to fight a man twice their size and how to appear as if you’re great with kids. Yasin rants about a BBQ and Syed performs a spoken word piece about deforestation.

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Episode 138 - Bribing your wife, beef with tricycles, & a special puma

July 8, 2018

The guys chat about a special needs puma in Russia, how to tell twins apart, and using 2 legged horses to help you learn how to ride a bike. Yasin presents his theory on how Judas cows got their name and Syed comes up with a way to bribe his wife to get a cool pet.

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Episode 137 - The Mauritius trip & a restaurant with a pet shark

July 1, 2018

Yasin, fresh from his vacation in Mauritius, recounts the highlights of his trip. He describes what Eid is like on the island, spending an afternoon with a racing family, & fancy dining at a mind blowing restaurant on the ocean with a pet shark.

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Episode 136 - Zero to wedding in 2 weeks, red pandas, & pellet guns

June 24, 2018

Yasin and Syed talk about finding the one, what not to do in Morocco, and if they crinkle their nose like Colbie Caillat. Syed tells the story of how he used Ding Dong Ditch as a deterrent and Yasin picks 2 animals he wish he could have as pets.   

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Episode 135 - Midnight dodgeball, cop interrogations, & popping Eid balloons

June 17, 2018

Eid Mubarak everyone!!!

Yasin and Syed chat about the royal wedding, hand me down tiaras, and the crazy story of a cougar that hunted down 2 cyclists. The guys reminisce about their favorite classic video games and go through a fascinating list comparing modern animals to their GIANT extinct versions. They also talk a bit about Eid and Yasin recalls his fondest Eid gift memory.

List of giant animals: https://imgur.com/gallery/GxC2heW

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Episode 134 - Biting baby legs & grand larceny

June 10, 2018

Crash & Flow regular ODB (Ol' Dirty Baklava) sits with Yasin and Syed for another ridiculous and funny episode. This time they discuss how lab grown meat can provide a loophole for cannibals & why one of the guys listened to a police scanner with the hopes of witnessing a very specific crime. They also get into Jamaican ghosts, the Pusha T vs Drake beef, & what to eat when you’re in Texas.

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Episode 133 - Two hungry podcast hosts

June 3, 2018

Yasin and Syed try to avoid talking about food on this episode since they're both fasting. They fail. They also talk about the perils of prayer, the proper etiquette when burping, & frustrating group chats. Syed talks about how he accidentally ruined an uncle’s prayer & Yasin recalls his fondest Eid gift memory.

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Episode 132 - Avengers Infinity War Review

May 27, 2018

The Crash & Flow nerd crew assemble on this episode to breakdown and review the latest Avengers movie - Infinity War! With the help of Marvel gurus Eric Vaz and Antoine Bridge, the guys go through the main events of the film, point out things that might've been missed, and share predictions for Avengers 4.

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Episode 131 – Sensory deprivation therapy & competitive yoga

May 20, 2018

Yasin and Syed chat about self-defence and what to do when a man eating fried chicken tries to grind on you. Yasin shares his experience floating in a sensory deprivation tank and Syed explains how a toque can be used to win in hot yoga.

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Episode 130 - Alex Hope - E-sports, Shotzzy, & the love/hate relationship with Halo

May 12, 2018

E-sports host & analyst Alex Hope chats with Yasin & Syed about the Toronto e-sports community, the upcoming Canadian Smash Championships called “Get On My Level”, & arguably the best Halo player at the moment: Shotzzy. They also get into their ambivalent relationship with Halo and 343, Scuff controllers, & why E-sports hosts should hit the gym.

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Episode 129 – Hamzah Khan – Raptors heartbreak, theater confrontations, & Tekashi 6ix9ine

May 6, 2018

Hamza Khan returns to Crash & Flow for another entertaining episode. The guys talk about the Raptors’ heartbreaking game 3 loss, Cardi B vs. Nicki Minaj, & begrudgingly liking Tekashi 6ix9ine’s work. They also get into the Jason Bourne thought process and Hamza tells the thrilling story of a man that pulled out not one, but two phones in the theater. Buckle up people!

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Episode 128 - Recovering music snob & the dessert Tetris theory

April 29, 2018

Yasin and Syed talk about the beef between Nicki Minaj and Peter Rosenberg, the path to recovery as a music snob, and possible cosplay ideas for this year’s FanExpo. Syed goes on a rant halfway through the podcast and Yasin explains the dessert Tetris theory.

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Episode 127 - The angry Irishman, hickey removal, & Dad logic

April 22, 2018

The guys chat about “I told you so” Dad moments, how to properly employ gut feelings to predict weather, and the crazy rampage of Conor McGregor. They also get into John Krasinski’s recent movie: A Quiet Place (Minor spoiler) and rant about the Canadian sin of removing winter tires too soon.

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Episode 126 - Avin Ram - Weed, CBD, & time dilation

April 15, 2018

Avin Ram chats with Yasin and Syed about his vape hardware company: Haute710 and the new innovations in cannabinoid consumption for health benefits. Both Syed and Yasin share their experiences with Avin’s 99.7% pure CBD E-Juice and they tell a story a story about Charlotte’s web.

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Episode 125 - Singer-Songwriter Mileena - Potential beef with Drake

April 8, 2018

The incredibly talented singer-songwriter Meleena sits down with Yasin and Syed to chat about the music scene in the GTA, her influences, & the importance of getting chicken wing orders right. They get into Tomb Raider, the upcoming Rock movie with flying wolves, and try to figure out what DJing means to Paris Hilton.

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Episode 124 - The best Armageddon sequel movie pitch you've ever heard

April 1, 2018

Yasin and Syed talk about stress eating due to exams, getting tempted by meth, and raising chickens in Canada. They get into the reasons why they will never skydive and figure out ways to arm deadly animals to increase their threat level. Near the end, they work on their movie pitch for the sequel to Armageddon.

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Episode 123 - Marrying for the culture & Ninja playing Fortnite with Drake

March 25, 2018

Yasin and Syed chat about the importance of learning accents, boring banquet hall weddings, & marrying to experience new cultures. They also talk about popular pro gamer Ninja breaking records playing Fortnite with Drake, the new innovations in snorkeling mask technology, and hypothetical conversations with angry brown uncles.

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Episode 122 - UFC 223, Khabib time, wrestling & the Raptors

March 18, 2018

Crash & Flow regular and Khabib super fan Zia Ali stops by the studio to chat about the upcoming UFC card. The guys go on to talk about the golden age of wresting, the current awesome state of the Raptors, and where LeBron will play next season.

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Episode 121 - Gym class gang initiation

March 12, 2018

Yasin and Syed chat about the current state of the Raptors, finding someone to look at you the way Kyle Lowry looks at DeMar DeRozan, and the surprisingly entertaining Baywatch movie. Syed tells the story of the time he accidently witnessed a gang initiation at school and the ridiculous vehicles rich kids drove to his school.

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Episode 120 - Eric Vaz & Antoine Bridge - Black Panther

March 4, 2018

Crash & Flow's Marvel Specialists Eric Vaz & Antoine Bridge breakdown the Black Panther movie with Yasin and Syed. They go on to discuss their high hopes for the Venom movie as well as the other upcoming Marvel projects for 2018.

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Episode 119 - Salma Hindy - Stand up comedy for the Illuminati

February 25, 2018

The talented and always entertaining Salma Hindy returns to the Crash & Flow Podcast! She chats with Yasin and Syed about lessons learned as a stand up comedian, grading audience laughter, and bombing on stage while performing for the Illuminati. 

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Episode 118 - Waqas Yousafzai - Surviving a kidnapping & living in Mongolia

February 19, 2018

The well-travelled and laidback Waqas Yousafzai chats with Yasin and Syed about his 11 month stint in Mongolia, hanging out with fox hunting eagles, and the various ways to travel. Waqas goes on to tell the story of the time he was kidnapped in Syria and his subsequent rescue in the most nonchalant way imaginable.

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Episode 117 - Dinner delivered via cannons

February 12, 2018

Crash & Flow regular ODB (Ol' Dirty Baklava) returns to infect this episode with his lovable silliness. The guys talk about simplifying food (with the use of canons), bringing back tear away clothes, and how to apply an assembly line process to your daily showers. This is a podcast with answers to questions you've never asked.

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Episode 116 - Tam - Music, psychedelic drugs, & self discovery

February 4, 2018

Award-winning songwriter, musician, and psychonaut Tam chats with Yasin and Syed about his journeys around the world with his guitar as well as his internal journeys with psychedelics.

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Episode 115 - Good bad movies & Soul Calibur

January 28, 2018

Yasin and Syed become better friends after learning that they both had a Sega Dreamcast as their first console growing up. They became even better friends when Soul Calibur and Crazy Taxi came up. The guys also talked about their favorite "bad" movies, the comedic OG of YouTube Natalie Tran, and first paying jobs.

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Episode 114 - Curing video game anxiety with NLP

January 21, 2018

NLP practitioner and hypnotist Mohammed Sheikh returns to the Crash & Flow Podcast to chat about (halal-lol) hypnotism, the unconscious mind,and he also sheds some light on his recent sessions with Yasin. They get into how NLP has helped Yasin work through an odd stress response/anxiety regarding video games and Syed explains how certain NLP techniques has benefited him in the past 2 months. 

Learn more about NLP here: www.coachthemind.ca and www.Facebook.com/coachthemind

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Episode 113 - Mind clearing Punta Cana Vacation

January 14, 2018

Yasin, fresh off the plane from his vacation in beautiful Punta Cana, shares the highlights of his trip. They talk food, dune buggies, hookah diving, snorkeling, and resort related weight gain.

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Episode 112 - Toddlers fighting bears & the worries of sitting next to Putin

January 7, 2018

Yasin and Syed talk about the true story of Khabib Nurmagomedov fighting bears as a child and the mauling that took place in the octagon last week at UFC 219. Somehow the conversation gets to a point where Yasin explains his well thought out anxiety about sitting in the same row as Putin at an event.

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Episode 111 - Feud between brothers

December 31, 2017

Yasin and Syed get into the dramatic story of a bitter feud between two brothers. The struggle of a younger brother determined to prove himself, win the admiration of his parents and tell them what TIME it is... This will make sense when you hear the episode... They also get into their favorite TV shows of 2017.
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Episode 110 - Food poisoning and still mad at M. Night Shyamalan

December 24, 2017

They guys chat about what level of anxiety will cause them to stress eat, Tom Hardy's upcoming movie Venom, and why they're still super angry at M. Night Shyamalan. Yasin talks about his recent bout of food poisoning and Syed preps for his first dinner at a Michelin starred restaurant.
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Episode 109 - Matchbox - Dr Bano Murtuja & Faiza Khan

December 18, 2017

Co-directors of Matchbox, Dr Bano Murtuja and Faiza Khan chat with Yasin and Syed about their personalized matchmaking company and why offline dating is a better alternative to some of the services currently available. They explain how it works, the various services they provide, and what you get if you decide to go with the $10,000 package. Check them out here: www.yoursearchendshere.com
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Episode 108 - Aiman Ghori - Attack on Titan

December 11, 2017

Crash & Flow's first anime episode! Aiman Ghori chats with Yasin and Syed about Season 2 of Attack on Titan. They nerd out about the possible origins of the titans, who the heck is the beast titan, and why is Captain Levi's ankle rehabilitation taking so long?! [SEASON 2 SPOILERS!!!]
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Episode 107 - Eric Vaz - Thor: Ragnarok

December 3, 2017

C&F regular Eric Vaz sits down with Yasin and Syed to review Marvel's newest installment Thor: Ragnarok! They also discuss the current whereabouts of the Infinity Stones and predictions for the upcoming Black Panther movie! [CAUTION: SPOILERS]
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Episode 106 - Stranger Things & Cat vs Raccoon turf wars

November 26, 2017

Yasin and Syed sit down for a classic Crash & Flow episode to chat about Stranger Things season 2. They discuss the problem with Eleven drawing power from hate, possible Alien 3 influences, and Steve Harrington, Babysitter Extraordinaire. They also get into biological warfare over a locked staircase and turf wars...
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Episode 105 - Samera Munir - The perils of dating

November 20, 2017

The funny and ever entertaining Samera chats with Yasin and Syed about her experiences in the dating world. They get into first date plans, funny (creepy) Minder bios, and sad after parties. This episode will have you laughing and cringing in equal measure...
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Episode 104 - Sarmad Gilani - Reviving the Islamic Spirit convention

November 12, 2017

Sarmad Gilani from the RIS team chats with Yasin and Syed about the annual Reviving the Islamic Spirit conference. They talk about what goes on behind the scenes, the conference's exponential growth over the years, and how to shepherd lost lecturers. They also discuss the impact the conference has had on them, and their beards
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Episode 103 - Fahad Tariq - CEO of Shift

November 5, 2017

COE and founder of Shift, Fahad Tariq chats with Yasin and Syed about how he and his team are starting an energy revolution by using tech to turn cow waste into free, clean (non-smelly) cooking gas for those who are in desperate need it. He explains how the process works, the various benefits to using Shift instead of current available methods, and his vision for the future.
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Episode 102 - The New York Trip

October 29, 2017

Here's another roaming podcast from Crash & Flow! In this episode Yasin and Syed record mini podcasts at Washington Square Park, the Brooklyn Bridge, and the C&F studio. They talk about seeing Aziz Ansari at the Comedy Cellar, ordering cookies at 2am, and capturing an engagement in Central Park. Yasin gripes about getting randomly selected twice, and Syed shares the story of his confrontation with a New York rat. Be sure to also check out the video version of this episode as well as the Vlog on Youtube!
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Episode 101 - Hamza Khan - Marketer, entrepreneur, & keynote speaker

October 22, 2017

Award-winning marketer and accomplished entrepreneur Hamza Khan chats with Yasin and Syed about a lot of things you probably won't expect; like deconstructing Ja Rule's strengths and weakness, the differences between a stand up comic and a prop comic, and the various racial slurs they were called while growing up. They discuss Mr. Worldwide's original dreams, Transformer 5, and the design decisions of Greek sculptors. Yasin and Syed eventually pick Hamza's brain about morning rituals, how he structures his highly productive days and his new book the Burnout Gamble, which is available now on Amazon.com!
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Episode 100 - Eric Vaz - The Michael Bay movie method & handcuffed to a bedpost

October 15, 2017

EPISODE ONE HUNDRED OF CRASH & FLOW!!! The lovable and always entertaining Eric Vaz joins Yasin and Syed to talk about a whole lot of everything. They uncover how Michael Bay comes up with movie ideas, what to do if you are ever handcuffed to a bedpost, and why Megan Fox is better than Morpheus. Yasin rants about his deep rooted issues with Laurence Fishburne in the movie Predators and Eric introduces a new character he is working on.
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Episode 99 - Amar Singh - Stand-up comic

October 8, 2017

Stand-up comic Amar Singh chats with Yasin and Syed about his battle with his roommate's cat, the Toronto comedy scene, and how slam poetry eventually brought him to an open mic night at the Sin Bin. They also get into writing processes, if struggle is needed for good material, and the importance of asking before punching.
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Episode 98 - Funny goats, misfit prisoners, & state shifting

October 2, 2017

Yasin and Syed chat about questionable steaks, Chris Pine's undeniable charm, and devil goats. Syed talks about meeting the host of Cash Cab: Canada and Yasin explains what he learned from his recent NLP class on state shifting. Later, they try to figure out how a brown accountant could survive in a maximum security prison.
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Episode 97 - Jibreel and Bilal Moore from Mustaqeem

September 24, 2017

Yasin and Syed chat with the talented Jibreel and Bilal Moore from the contemporary vocal music (nasheed) group: Mustaqueem!!! Jibreel and Bilal explain how they produce their unique sound and their overall creative process. The musical duo also get into their experiences making music videos, their inspiration, and their future vision for themselves.
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Episode 96 - Locker room smells & asking cops random questions

September 17, 2017

Yasin and Syed chat about the specific locker room smells of various sports, their upcoming trip to New York, and hyperbaric oxygen therapy. Yasin talks about the random questions he's asked cops recently and and Syed explains his dreams of being a bouncer...
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Episode 95 - Fear of dancing & the logistical issues of polygamy

September 10, 2017

Yasin and Syed chat with Crash and Flow regular ODB (Ol' Dirty Baklava) about challenging random people to a dance off, MC’ing a wedding in Sesame Street costumes, and the logistical nightmare that is polygamy. They also get into what it’s like to snort a Listerine breath strip and Yasin tells a story about an upset auntie at a birthday party. This is one silly podcast.

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Episode 94 - Saba Rizvi - Art therapy, pain, & weed

September 3, 2017

Yasin and Syed chat with the talented and inspiring Saba Rizvi about how an accident that resulted in brain injury and fibromyalgia inspired her journey to painting and meditative artwork. She also explains her artistic process and how marijuana has helped her manage her pain and increase her focus.
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Episode 93 - Dragons, Johnny Depp’s money issues, and Baywatch

August 27, 2017

Yasin and Syed talk about last week's Game of Thrones episode (spoilers), why Jon Jones is a horrible human being, and Johnny Depp's ridiculous spending habits. They also get into their most recent Netflix binges and the awesome Baywatch remake.
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Episode 92 - Zohaib Naqvi Floyd Mayweather vs. Conor McGregor Primer

August 20, 2017

The always entertaining Zobi from the Instant Replay Podcast joins Yasin and Syed to talk about the highly anticipated Floyd Mayweather vs Conor McGregor fight. They discuss the press tour, Conor's trash talk game, predictions, and possible fight strategies. They also chat about Amir Khan's recent Twitter meltdown, the dirty tactics of the McGregor camp, and future UFC cyborg fighters.
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Episode 91 - MuslimFest Special ft. Maz Jobrani, Salma Hindy, Hamzah Moin, and more!

August 13, 2017

This is Crash & Flow's first audio documentary! Yasin and Syed took the Crash & Flow Podcast to MuslimFest to talk with vendors, performers, and award winners. They even got backstage access to chat with comedians Maz Jobrani and Salma Hindy, MC extraordinaire Hamzah Moin and Deputy Leader of the NDP Jagmeet Singh.
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Episode 90 - Therapy, Linkin Park, & genetic capsules for relationships

August 6, 2017

Yasin and Syed share their respective thoughts about their experiences in therapy and the benefits they've noticed along the way. They also get into the differences between Indian roti vs Trinidadian roti and the best place to get them in the city. Yasin pitches an idea on the best way to share your 23andMe results and Syed shares his deal breakers
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Episode 89 - Game of Thrones, Thor Ragnarok, & smart octopuses

July 30, 2017

Yasin and Syed chat about the first 2 episodes of Game of Thrones and the amazing Thor: Ragnarok announcement trailer. They discuss the difference between a million and a billion, why it might be a good idea to give away your pit bull before having a baby, and the life expectancy of a blue whale. Also, Syed insults Yasin's fish. Rude.
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Episode 88 - Eric Vaz & Antoine Bridge - Spider Man Homecoming Debrief

July 23, 2017

After a long hiatus, Eric Vaz is back! Also, Crash & Flow is happy to welcome Antoine Bridge to the nerd circle. Both Eric and Antoine help point out all the things that Yasin and Syed missed while watching Spider-Man Homecoming. They go through the many Easter eggs as well as filling in knowledge gaps. Yes, if you are Spider-Man fan, you need to see/listen to this episode. (Spoilers abound!!!)
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Episode 87 Marrying up, the brittle hands of Floyd, & the unstoppable Ben Affleck

July 16, 2017

Yasin and Syed chat about their shared hate of rompers, learning to ride a bike, and why the sport of Polo is enjoyable for the horse. They get into the concept of marrying up vs marrying weird and they follow Ben Affleck's struggle out of his crater of failure up to his role as Batman. They also talk about Floyd Mayweather and Conor McGregor's awesome and entertaining press tour.
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Episode 86 - Electrocution stories, lizard tails, and the Rajnikanth superpower

July 9, 2017

The always entertaining ODB (Ol' Dirty Baklava) is back for another episode. The guys talk about electrocution experiences, homeless appendages, and the mutant powers of Rajnikanth. They also get into house lizards, clown phobias, and recovering from animal attacks. See the theme? THERE ISN'T ONE!

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Episode 85 - Whales used to be dogs & wasps are murderers!!!

July 2, 2017

Yasin and Syed talk about popping pigeons, the right way to kill a lobster, and witnessing a fight between a catfish and a 2x4. They chat about The Rock's surprising movie career and why they must watch all Michael Bay movies. Later, Syed blows Yasin's mind about the origins of whales. Some say he's still reeling from the shock.
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Episode 84 - EID SPECIAL!!!

June 25, 2017

EID MUBARAK EVERYONE! Yasin and Syed talk gifts for snot nosed kids and fond memories from past Eid celebrations. They chat about their favorite gifts, food, and random traditions picked up along the way. They end things with their resolutions and loud declarations...
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Episode 83 - Vengeance bear killing, Halo life lessons, & a falcon guardian

June 18, 2017

Yasin and Syed fight through sleepiness and a cold to chat about the life lessons Halo taught them, the true story of a grandmother hunting a bear for payback, and how a falcon eats pigeon. They also get into the Great Blackout of 2003 and how Yasin's grandfather fashioned weapons from car parts.
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Episode 82 - Traumatic Saving Private Ryan dreams & a traditional 10 course Chinese Wedding

June 11, 2017

Yasin and Syed talk about dreams. Syed shares his most recent vivid sleepwalking dream where he is forced to re-enact a scene from Saving Private Ryan and Yasin explains a dream where he lives a lifetime with a woman but can't remember her face when he wakes up. They discuss Kevin Hart being a gateway stand-up comedian, how to practice slaughtering livestock, and using belly flab as motivation. Yasin shares his first experience at a traditional 10 course Chinese Wedding and his first time eating sea cucumbers...
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Episode 81 - Volcano knife robbery, distracted taraweeh thoughts, & pretentious fruit chaat

June 4, 2017

Yasin and Syed chat about broken body parts, burp dispersal methods, and Syed's wife's high class fruit chaat. Yasin tells a true story of a volcano knife robbery and Syed explains what you should do at hypothetical kerfuffles during taraweeh (night prayer). Sometimes tossing a toddler and running might be the answer...
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Episode 80 - Islamic Relief's event ft. Trevor Noah, hunger induced convos, & owning your suit

May 28, 2017

Yasin and Syed chat about why male massage therapists are better, food, the deep feeling of happy you get from cooking over fire, food, and the recent Islamic Relief event that featured the very funny,Trevor Noah . They also get into falooda/alooda, food, importance of proper fitting clothes, and of course, food. It was the first day of Ramadan and these guys were hungry...
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Episode 79 - Butchering a goat like Tywin Lannister, Biggie's gun, & fighting an ocelot

May 21, 2017

Yasin and Syed chat about using the act of butchering a goat to enhance your monologues and arguments. Syed talks about his visit to the gun range and tries to convince Yasin that he would win a fight with an ocelot. They also get into the honeymoon phase of a relationship, wedding planning, and the wonder of eyebrows...
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Episode 78 - Shaz - UFC 211, the joys of driving, & snake phobias

May 14, 2017

Shaz joins Yasin and Syed to chat about simple pleasures, the joy of driving, and using newborns to overcome phobias. Before that, they break down the exciting UFC 211 card and make their predictions as well as mourn The Raptors.
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Episode 77 - Escapist alien dreams, king Kendrick, & dumpster diving

May 7, 2017

Yasin and Syed chat about Kendrick Lamar's newest album, what happens to homeless people when the Raptors win, and the art of bread making. Yasin talks about his reoccurring alien dreams where he escapes the mother-ship and Syed shares his odd amount of knowledge about wine.
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Episode 76 - The best Olsen sibling, future funny parents, & the sister tactic

April 30, 2017

Yasin and Syed talk about willful self-programming, Bob Saget's dirtiest jokes, and songs and movies they can no longer listen/watch. They also get into the importance of humor in their relationships, Louie CK's newest special, and stupid guidelines for corporate stand up gigs. A mixed bag of emotions...
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Episode 75 - Gerrard street's best kulfi salesman

April 23, 2017

Yasin and Syed discuss the effects of WD-40 on various bugs and how to trap mice. Syed talks about his new love of marinating and grilling meats while fighting off brown spiders. Yasin shares his experience meeting a 13 year old kulfi salesman in Toronto's Little India (Gerrard Street).
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Episode 74 - Riding scorpions & Bruce Lee's diet

April 16, 2017

ODB (Ol' Dirty Baklava) joins Yasin and Syed once again to talk about a lot of nothing. They figure out: -What animal they'd like to ride (scorpion? ants? wolf?) -What Bruce Lee ate to make him awesome -How many halal hot dogs one can eat during a leisurely stroll and -How to avoid fights in a violent high school It got real near the end...

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Episode 73 - Shamil Creator of Salaam Love

April 9, 2017

Yasin and Syed sit down with Shamil, one of the 2 creators of a matchmaking service called Salaam Love. Shamil points out the various pitfalls in the current popular methods of finding a partner. He then explains what makes Salaam Love different from other matchmaking services and breaks down the unique Salaam Love experience.
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Episode 72 - Childish Simba, Dave Chappelle & cottage murder rooms

April 2, 2017

Yasin and Syed chat about the new Dave Chappelle double special, Donald Glover's role as Simba in the upcoming Lion King remake, and the Wachowski's 10 million dollar bold move to pitch The Matrix to Warner executives. Syed talks about his recent trip and Yasin tells the story of when he caught a virus that made it difficult to walk.
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Episode 71 - Eric Vaz Logan Debrief & Toronto Comicon

March 26, 2017

Crash and Flow regular, Eric Vaz, breaks down the newest Wolverine movie, Logan, with Yasin and Syed. They get into the nerd level details of the film and Eric explains the differences between the movie and Old Man Logan (the comic book that the film is loosely based on). They also talk about the most recent Toronto ComiCon and of course.... The Rock. (Spoilers abound!!!)
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Episode 70 - Pakistan's lawn war & the underside of flat earth

March 19, 2017

Yasin and Syed chat with ODB (Ol' Dirty Baklava) about his recent trip to Pakistan. They talk about lawn season, cricket, The Coke Studio, and goat waste disposal systems. ODB gets into the good, bad, and not so pretty sides of his homeland and then eventually asks one of his quintessential hypothetical questions. Yasin and Syed end the podcast trying to describe what would be at the edges and the other side of a flat earth. No, don't worry, they're not flat earth believers!

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Episode 69 - Taste testing racoons & protecting your woman from Canada geese

March 12, 2017

Yasin and Syed chat about bullies getting a taste of their own medicine, what to do when a deer gives you attitude, and the most recent UFC yawnfest. Syed tells the story of when he had to face off against one of the greatest evils found in The North... A Canadian goose.
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Episode 68 - Sukaina & Akila Dada - A Bedtime Prayer for Peace

March 5, 2017

The inspiring and driven, Sukaina and Akila Dada, chat with Yasin and Syed about their upcoming children's book entitled, "A Bedtime Prayer for Peace". They share what motivated them to write the book, as well as the various lessons that can be learned from both the story and the beautiful illustrations. You'll get to hear the story in it's entirety at the end of the episode, so stick around!
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Bonus Episode - Zia Ali - UFC 209 pre-fight hype

March 2, 2017

BONUS EPISODE Yasin and Syed nerd out with Crash and Flow regular Zia Ali about the upcoming UFC 209.
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Episode 67 - Attack on Titan mustaches & mating shenanigans at the Jungle Cat World Park

February 26, 2017

Yasin and Syed chat about season 1 of Attack on Titan, Georges St Pierre's historic return to the UFC, and the colours they see when they think happy thoughts. Syed gets SUPER HYPED talking about his visit at the Jungle Cat World Wildlife park where he saw various big cats during feeding time and a sexually inexperienced Lynx.
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Episode 66 - Dr. Zainab Furqan Psychiatry Resident - University of Toronto

February 19, 2017

Psychiatry resident, Dr. Zainab Furqan chats with Yasin and Syed about cross-cultural psychiatry, the positive effects of social connections on mental health, anxiety, and a whole lot more. Get ready to write notes and Google things! This episode is full of useful info!
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Episode 65 - The perils of dating a Mauritian, Elon Musk, & racist astronauts

February 13, 2017

Yasin and Syed create an all brown cast list for a Silicone Valley hostage movie, talk about why trailers are evil, and discuss M Night Shyamalan's potential chance at redemption as a director. Yasin explains how a friend's extreme positivity pushed him into wedding photography and Syed describes the difficulties Shagoofta will have dating a Mauritian.
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Episode 64 - Cutting girls hair in the dark & Louie CK at the ACC

February 5, 2017

Yasin and Syed chat about seeing the great Louie CK at the ACC, the upcoming John Wick sequel, Spielberg hit and miss movies, and knowing when it's time to get Shwifty. Yasin tells the story of the time he dabbled as a candlelight hair stylist and Syed explains why people are boycotting a Bollywood movie.
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Episode 63 - Super Bowl primer & the Genghis Khan of the NFL

January 29, 2017

Yasin and Syed sit with sports fanatics: Zobi and Shaz to get pumped up for Super Bowl 51. They get into the highlights of both the Patriots and the Falcons, discuss possible game day strategies, and predictions. They also discover who can be considered the Genghis Khan of the NFL. Everything you need to jump on the football band wagon, or at least fake it while you are hanging with your friends watching the game.
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Episode 62 - Tamil Tiger altercation & racist Lord of the Rings

January 22, 2017

Yasin tells the story about how he almost got jumped by a Tamil gang due to an accidental stare down and Syed offers a possible backstory of how Azog The Defiler got his nickname. They also share their thoughts on the struggle of maintaining discipline and how they keep things on track.
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Episode 61 - Ode to Tilikum & friends that know how to use shovels

January 15, 2017

Yasin and Syed chat about Tilikum, the legendary orca from the movie Blackfish and how his actions (murders) ensured the freedom of whales in the wild. Syed shares which dog he's thinking of getting and Yasin describes the exact moment he decided a diet was in order. They both go through their contact list to figure out which of their friends would help hide a body if needed...
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Episode 60 - Salma Hindy - Hijabi stand up comedy

January 8, 2017

The funny and multi-talented Salma Hindy chats with Yasin and Syed about her first time performing stand up just a few weeks ago. She explains her writing process as well her plans for 2017. They also get into how stand-up can be used to make connections with people that might have never interacted with a Muslim before and to share stories from a unique point of view. That, and much more awesome comedy talk.
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Episode 59 - Zia Ali - Star Wars Rogue One review & completely wrong UFC 207 predictions

January 1, 2017

Nerd and UFC fanatic Zia Ali hangs out with Yasin and Syed to review Star Wars Rogue One. They discuss the profound impact the late Carrie Fisher had on the popular Sci-Fi series and nerd culture as a whole. The guys then make their predictions for UFC 207 and get almost everything wrong. Zia gets upset that Yasin missed his chance to date UFC Ring Girl Arianny Celeste. It's an emotional episode...
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Episode 58 - Undercover Christmas love & gangster carols

December 25, 2016

Yasin and Syed talk about how they experienced Christmas as Muslims growing up in Canada/Texas. They stumble upon a magical hip hop Christmas album called A Colt 45 Christmas and break down the insightful lyrics. Near the end, they discuss predictions on where they think this season of the Walking Dead is headed.
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Episode 57 - Human sacrifices, Genghis Khan, and a Westworld primer

December 18, 2016

Yasin and Syed talk about scary Genghis Khan's facts, Aztec human sacrifices, and harems that include goats. They share their experience at the UFC 206 weigh-ins, seeing Joe Rogan live for the first time, and trolls bad mouthing fighters during the Q & A.. They also get into HBO's Westworld but don't worry, no spoilers!
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Episode 56 - Conniving scumbag animals & how to survive a bear attack

December 12, 2016

Yasin makes Syed squirm in his chair as he describes what happens in America's most violent wrestling death-match and also explains why he's excited for the Rock's upcoming movie... Baywatch. Then, they go through a list of the world's most conniving scumbag animals and a PSA on how to survive attacks from various types of bears. This episode will probably save your life.
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Episode 55 - Arrival movie review & the enigma that is Kanye West

December 5, 2016

Yasin and Syed share thoughts about this year's best alien movie: Arrival, Kanye's newest shenanigans, and the man that convinces Klansmen to leave the KKK through friendship and open conversation (Daryl Davis). They also discuss if they think with words or images and if they have inner monologues...
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Episode 54 - Mohammed Sheikh Mind Coach / Life Coach

November 27, 2016

Mind coach, Mohammed Sheikh chats with Yasin and Syed about emotional blocks that prevent us from being at the top of our game, how hypnosis is used in his coaching sessions to tap into the unconscious mind, and some history about NLP (Neuro-linguistic programming). He also gets into the difference between anxiety and phobias and explains steps behind "the 10 minute phobia cure". Get ready to write some notes and do some Googling! This episode is full of useful info!
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Episode 53 - Bullies, the friend that made all the difference, and UFC 206

November 20, 2016

Yasin talks about less than awesome high school experiences, bullies, and the friend that helped him out when it mattered most. Syed shares his thoughts about his shifting view on life and how trying new things has lead him to a more fulfilled existence. Before all of this deep introspection, they talked about men punching other men in the face: UFC 206 and Conor McGregor's newest victory.
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Episode 52 - Eric Vaz - Dr. Strange Debrief & Infinity Stone Refresher

November 13, 2016

Crash & Flow regular and nerd guru Eric Vaz chat with Yasin and Syed about Marvel's newest movie Dr. Strange (SPOILERS). They go over the back story of the Ancient One and how the character differs between the comics and the movie (oh yes, deep dive nerd stuff) and later, they break down the status and locations of each Infinity Stone. This is all required knowledge people!
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Episode 51 - Nas Pasha - Storyboard Artist & Animator

November 7, 2016

Artist and animator Nas Pasha chats with Yasin and Syed about the tenacity required to finish a print he named "The Cursed Piece", manga vs anime, and the incredibly involved process behind traditional animation. Also, Nas shares a behind-the-scenes look at the awesome proof of concept: KAILU vs KAIJU and he reveals an excited upcoming project.
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Episode 50 - Zia Ali - UFC deep dive and Khabib love

October 29, 2016

Yasin and Syed hang with friend and fellow nerd Zia to discuss all things UFC. They talk about where they think the UFC is now headed with the new owners at the helm. They also get into the status of the current star power (Ronda Rousey, Conner McGregor), and predictions of the much anticipated, UFC 205. One of them declares their undying love for Khabib Nurmagomedov...
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Episode 49 - Yasin & Syed - Casey Neistat, Naruto, and tears

October 23, 2016

Yasin talks about his new internet guru Casey Neistat and tries to convince Syed to start watching anime; specifically, Naruto. They talk about how The Lion King is a ripoff of a Japanese anime called Kimba the White Lion. Later, Syed explains why Avatar: The Last Airbender is one of his all time favorites and how it's hard to love again.
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Episode 48 - Manal & Labina - Toronto Film Festival & stalking like a pro

October 16, 2016

Pro TIFF volunteers, Manal and Labina let Yasin and Syed in on the secrets of TIFF 2016. Want to know how tall Matt (Mattie) Damon is? Or how beautiful Kyle Chandler is in real life? Did Joseph Gorden Levitt give a what's up nod to a hijabi? Real questions are answered in this episode, people!!!
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Episode 47 - Zubair Khan - Head Coach at Warrior Muay Thai

October 8, 2016

The exceedingly humble Zubair "The Cobra" Khan sits with Yasin and Syed and chats about how he got into Muay Thai, his career as a professional fighter, and his transition to coaching. Zubair eloquently explains why competitive fighting is so addictive and how facing immense pressure allows him to realize his best and truest self.
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Episode 46 - Yasin and Syed - Inedible Octopuses & Sad Monkeys

October 2, 2016

Yasin and Syed chat about how far video games have come, how prepared they are for an apocalypse and how to exploit a cat to make enough money to retire young. Yasin explains why he doesn't eat octopus sushi anymore and Syed tells a sad monkey story.
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Bonus Episode Yasin & Syed - JFL & Hasan Minhaj

September 28, 2016

Coming down from a comedy high, Yasin and Syed chat about the stand up acts they saw at Toronto's Just for Laughs Comedy Festival. They talk about Trevor Noah's solid performance and dive deep into Hasan Minhaj's rollercoaster set which was both hilarious and surprisingly poignant.
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Episode 45 - Foad HP - Stand up Comedian

September 25, 2016

The very funny and multi-talented Foad HP chats with Yasin and Syed about life as a comedian in Toronto, his recent orgy audition and why we should all watch In Bruges as soon as humanly possible. Yasin explains the backstory of Dumbledore's assassin, a completely made up character in the Harry Potter lore.
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Episode 44 - Eric Vaz - Fan Expo Debrief

September 19, 2016

Yasin and Syed nerd out with Crash and Flow regular, Eric Vaz. Yasin explains how awesome it was to get into Fan Expo a few hours before the general public to go buck and Eric shares his thoughts on his experience this year as an exhibitor and his evolution as an illustrator.
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Episode 43 - Yasin & Syed - Prophets of Rage

September 12, 2016

Yasin and Syed chat about Trump trolling, Trevor Noah, medical marijuana and cancer. Syed tells us about his profound experience at the recent Prophets of Rage concert despite a newly operated knee. They then talk about the music that defined their youth.
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Episode 42 - Scott Walter - Personal Trainer

September 5, 2016

Yasin and Syed pick the brain of personal trainer and friend Scott Walter about working out, crossfit, stretching, and motivation vs discipline. Yasin shares his experience training with his conspiracy theorist trainer and Agenda 21. Stay woke folks.
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Episode 41 - Leena Latafat - CTV Reporter

August 28, 2016

The infectiously passionate Leena Latafat chats with Yasin and Syed about her journey from attending Ryerson's renowned journalism program to a news anchor at CTV Saskatoon and finally to her current position as a reporter for CTV Kitchener.
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Bonus Episode - Yasin & Syed - UFC 202 Post Fight chat

August 28, 2016

BONUS EPISODE Syed and Yasin nerd out about UFC 202.
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Episode 40 - Yasin & Syed - Police Chase & PodStart

August 20, 2016

Yasin and Syed chat about the Eminem and Drake beef, Action Bronson's show F*ck that's Delicious, and going buck wild at Red Lobster. Yasin talks about his new project podstart.io and Syed relives the trauma of being in a police chase.
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C&F Ep 39 - Yasin & Syed - Dancing Horses & the Stockton Slap

August 14, 2016

Yasin and Syed discuss Netflix's awesome new show Stranger Things and their predictions for season 2. They also talk about Bill Cosby, UFC 202 and the Olympics. Syed then enlightens us all about the wonderful world of dancing horses. Stick around till the end of the podcast, there's a short and profound speech from the late Alan Watts (Source: https://goo.gl/kMlqku).
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C&F Ep 38 - Eric Vaz - Suicide Squad Debrief

August 8, 2016

Yasin and Syed sit down with illustrator and nerd guru Eric Vaz to talk about the good, bad, and ugly of Suicide Squad. They also get into Marvel's upcoming movies as well as why everyone forgot about the dirt Mike Tyson has done in the past.
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C&F Ep 37 - Yasin & Syed - Pokemon Go & Furries

July 31, 2016

Yasin and Syed get deep into Pokemon Go. They share hunting stories and chat about leveling strategies and other tricks they've learned so far. They also get into Bronies, Furries, and UFC 201 predictions. Syed tells us how MIST Nationals is going and his goal of becoming the best Mist Bowl judge the world has ever seen.
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C&F Ep 36 - Hamzah Moin & Talha Tabish - Deemed High Profile

July 24, 2016

Crash and Flow's first 4 person podcast! The guys chat with Hamzah Moin and Talha Tabish from the very funny YouTube channel: Deemed High Profile. They share their origin story as well as the lessons they've learned along the way. The guys also get into beards, eyebrows below the nose, the risks of car surfing, flatulence yoga, and the importance of helping and working with up and coming content creators.
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C&F Ep 35 - Yasin & Syed - Tim Tam Slam and Guns

July 18, 2016

Yasin talks about his recent Tim Tam Slam Eid party and how it became an Eid tradition. Then, he and Syed talk about the increasing violence in the US and the nuttiness that is the election. They also talk about Reza Aslan vs Sam Harris and the loose ends of the ongoing debates. And finally, Yasin tells his WD-40 centipede story and how he learned that he's allergic to ants.
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C&F Ep 34 - Yasin & Syed - Sand moving fish

July 10, 2016

Yasin and Syed chat about how they are both uncomfortable in a club environment and how to avoid grinding. Yasin tells the story of the time he crashed a party using his camera as a prop and Syed shares the weird things he had to buy for Kardinal Offishall that was in his rider.
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C&F Ep 33- Yasin & Syed - Parmesan on watermelon

July 4, 2016

Yasin and Syed are fasting and really hungry during this podcast so they chat a bit too much about food. They both share stories about fights and arguments they've witnessed at a local restaurant called BBQ Tonight. Then, Syed tells the story of the time he sustained an injury during prayer and Yasin explains the downsides of growing up as an only child.
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C&F Ep 32 - Hassan Syed - Project Ramadan

June 26, 2016

Yasin and Syed chat with Hassan Syed who is one of the original founders of Project Ramadan. Project Ramadan is an organization that creates food packages for those in need in Toronto and surrounding areas. Hassan explains how the project started, how it works, and how we can get involved. They guys also get into some basketball talk and share how Fight Club and House of Cards motivates them.
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C&F Ep 31 - Nader Khan - Singer/Songwriter

June 19, 2016

Singer, songwriter, and arts educator Nader Khan chat with Yasin and Syed about his album entitled Water, his experience touring the UK, and how for him, the goal is to become the words he sings to sincerely convey his state (very interesting concept). He also tells us about his work with a Peel public school where he runs a workshop called "And The Beat Goes On".
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C&F Ep 30 - Ebad Khan - Islamic Relief Canada

June 13, 2016

Ebad Khan (Digital Media Specialist at Islamic Relief) talks with Yasin and Syed about his trip to Lebanon where he visited the Syrian refugee camps. Ebad describes the profound impact the trip has had on him and what we can do to help. He also talks about the various projects that Islamic Relief is currently running in that part of the world.
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C&F Ep 29 - Yasin & Syed

June 5, 2016

Yasin and Syed chat about the shooting of Harambe, zombie ants, and longbottoming. Also, Yasin explains why he's afraid of sending blood (or poop?) to Ancestry.com and Syed tries to change his mind.
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C&F Ep 28 - Yasin & Syed

May 30, 2016

Yasin and Syed chat about how good they are at charades and how Katt Williams was choked out by a high schooler. Yasin explains how serious Mauritians are about their tea and Syed tells a story about how comedy and knifes don't mix.
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C&F Ep 27 - Illustrator Eric Vaz

May 22, 2016

Yasin and Eric nerd out about the new Captain America Civil War movie and all things Marvel. So, if you've watched the movie, this will be a great debrief session since Eric's nerd knowledge runs deep. As deep as the voice of Thor; who also makes an appearance in this episode. Syed was MIA this time but he'll be back next week!
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C&F Ep 26 - Fahad Mallik (Psychonaut)

May 15, 2016

Our friend Fahad shares his experience of when he took part in an ayawaska tea ceremony. Ayawaska is brew that contains the most powerful hallucinogen known to man: DMT. Fahad describes how he prepared himself for the ceremony, the visions he saw during his trip, and the lessons he took away from his profound experience.
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C&F Ep 25 - Your Hosts

May 8, 2016

Yasin and Syed chat about the Iceman Wim Hof, Iliza Shlesinger's newest comedy special, and whether or not F1 racers are athletes. Yasin shares the story about how he discovered FM radio and Syed tells us about his experience in a sensory deprivation tank.
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C&F Ep 24 - Your Hosts

May 1, 2016

Yasin and Syed chat about what animals they would like to see fight humans in the coliseum and how Neil Degrasse Tyson needs to stop ruining movies with science. Syed tells us about his vacation in the Dominican and Yasin explains why he isn't digging the casting choice of Scarlett Johansson for the upcoming Ghost in the Shell movie.
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C&F Ep 23 - Your Hosts

April 24, 2016

Yasin and Syed chat about bear attacks, how to fend off a grizzly bear and Royce da 5'9''s comments about ghostwriting in hiphop. Yasin shares the story about eating Balut(duck embryo)in the parking lot of his work and Syed talks about his new found appreciation for paintings.
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C&F Ep 22 - Your Hosts

April 17, 2016

Yasin and Syed chat about mice electrocution, genetics, inherited fear and how it applies to basketball. They also rank their top 5 comedians and share how other podcast hosts have affected their own thought processes for the better.
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C&F Ep 21 - Bennett Naval

April 10, 2016

Yasin and Syed chat with Bennett about comic books, the best gun fight movies, Pride vs UFC and the awesome OpenMat Mixed Martial Arts Academy.
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C&F Ep 20 - Your Hosts

April 4, 2016

Yasin tells the story of the time he hit a cyclist while driving in Toronto and Syed explains why he needs an Alaskan Malamute. Do you really need more reasons to listen?!
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C&F Ep 19 - Your Hosts

March 28, 2016

Yasin and Syed share their thoughts about MIST and the up coming Smile Gala. Yasin updates us on the progress of his drone build and shares a story about him laughing at the worst possible moment. Syed tells us about his trip to New York and his visit to the legendary Comedy Cellar.
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C&Flow Ep 18 - Your Hosts

March 20, 2016

Yasin and Syed chat about the awesome Neil Degrasse Tyson lecture they attended, the sadness of zoos, and the comedians at the Oscars.
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C&F Ep 17 - Hamzah Moin

March 14, 2016

Yasin and Syed chat with the always funny Hamzah Moin (aka Maniac Muslim) about the evolution of his craft, stand up comedy and the beginnings of MIST.
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C&F Ep 16 - Eric Vaz

March 7, 2016

Yasin and Syed welcome back Eric Vaz to chat about the Deadpool movie, Micheal Bay ruining childhood memories and they all pick their favorite bad guy in film. Also, Jar Jar Binks makes an appearance at the end...
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C&F Ep 15 - Your Hosts

February 28, 2016

Yasin and Syed chat about seeing the legendary Dave Chappelle perform in Toronto, bonding with random nerds, cryogenic therapy and stem cell injections.
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C&F Ep 14 - Salma Hindy

February 21, 2016

Yasin and Syed chat with the inspiring and funny Salma Hindy about the Naseeha Muslim youth help line, her hilarious interview at CBC and counseling. They also nerd out about lungs. It's awesome.
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C&F Ep 13 - Your Hosts

February 14, 2016

Yasin and Syed chat about the awesome Brie Larson movies, the Zika Virus, how to deal with with dinner guests that blurt out "tossing salad" and they pitch an action packed drone movie to Micheal Bay (sorta).
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C&F Ep 12 - Photographer Noor Al-Mosawi

February 7, 2016

Yasin and Syed chat with the inspiring Noor Al-Mosawi about photography, wedding gigs, her creative process and angry uncle wedding stories. Follow her: https://www.instagram.com/thenoorphotography/ https://www.facebook.com/noorphotography/
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C&F Ep 11 - Your Hosts

February 1, 2016

Yasin and Syed chat about all things comedy as well as, a crazy drunk doctor assaulting an Uber driver, our favorite podcasts, and Syed's game plan for his start in stand up comedy.
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C&F Ep 10 - Aslam Abdulla

January 25, 2016

Yasin and Syed sit down with Aslam to chat about football, skydiving, car accidents, and whether or not Lance won so many times due to drugs or post surgery weight reduction.
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C&E Ep 09 - Your Hosts

January 18, 2016

Your hosts are back! Yasin shares with Syed stories from his vacation in Mauritius and the potentially life changing realizations he made during his time there surrounded by family.
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C&F Ep 08 - Your Hosts

December 21, 2015

Yasin and Syed chat about the crazy Ronda Rousey vs Holly Holm fight, Mauritian cuisine, cycling in the city, and Yasin's journey of cultivating mindfulness through yoga, weightlifting, meditation and qigong.
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C&F Ep 07 - Graphic Designer Extraordinaire

December 13, 2015

Yasin and Syed (cofriend) hang out with the talented Wahiba to chat about her new business venture, taking the plunge and striking out on her own, food blogging, and dealing with creative blocks.
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C&F Ep 06 - Your Hosts

December 6, 2015

Yasin and Syed chat about what martial arts they'd teach their hypothetical kids, Michael Pena stealing the spotlight in Ant-Man, how they'd cast a version of themselves in the Harry Potter lore, and the awesomeness that is The Wire. Also, blue energy balls.
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C&F Ep 05 - Illustrator Eric Vaz

November 30, 2015

Yasin and Syed chat with illustrator and protonerd Eric Vaz about Fan Expo, the point in history where nerd culture became chic, his work as an artist, meeting your idols, and which burritos not to eat.
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C&F Ep 04 - Your Hosts

November 23, 2015

Yasin and Syed chat about traveling, male geishas, and how to deal with scary dogs during a bachelor party. Syed also shares his new interest: bow hunting. Yes, it's all amazing.
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C&F Ep 03 - Occupational Therapist Heather Lyons

November 15, 2015

Sister and occupational therapist Heather Lyons chats with Yasin and Syed about her work, Syed's broken nose, concussions, Will Smith's upcoming movie, and leadership camp.

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C&F Ep 02 - Educator Tyler Jackson

November 8, 2015

Teacher and friend Tyler Jackson chats with Yasin and Syed about education and what it takes to be a great teacher. He also sheds light on the unseen duties of an educator that tends to be overlooked by people outside of the field.

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C&F Ep 01 - Rafey Ansari

November 2, 2015

Syed and I sit down with Rafey to chat about Pakistani underground music, the evolution of how we access tunes, dreams about alien invasions, and how he found love.

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C&F Ep 00 The Launch - Your hosts

October 26, 2015

The official launch episode of Crash and Flow. Syed and I discuss why we decided to start this project as well as our back stories, how we met, graffiting a mosque and how to not be awkward at a day jam.
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